Priorities Test

[Peel_Acres]

Do not look at the bottom yet, note the numbers before doing it. It only takes 2 minutes. 5 things are happening at the same time in your flat which need your attention.

1- the phone is ringing
2- the baby is crying
3- somebody is knocking at your door
4- you hang out your washing outside and it has started to rain
5- you did not turn off the tap in the kitchen and the water is starting overflowing

In what order will you solve these problems?

Note the order in which you would settle these problems on a paper and check how your decisions have been taken.

Do it, the results are very interesting...





























Each point represents something in your life.

You can see on the following list the definition of each point :

1- phone : work
2- Baby : family
3- Door : friends
4- Washing : money
5- Water : sex

The succession of numbers you have chosen define the order of your
priorities in life.

So, who decided to turn off the tap first?????????

[Jo]

:laugh:
I would have done the tap first!
Then the door
Then the phone
Then the baby ( :eek: )
Then the washing

[AB2002]

Yep, said tap first!

Then baby, then washing, then phone, then door (cos all the bastards who ever knock at my door are trying to sell summat anyway).

[Peel_Acres]

I said Baby, then Tap, then Door, then Phone, then Washing.

Looks like i'm family orientated, as least sex came second!

[swfc_babe85]

Tap first
Then the baby
Then the phone
Then the door
Then the washing

[argyle-ive]

Tap first
Then the baby
Then the phone
Then the door
Then the washing

^^ what she said.
Didn't want a wet floor
Babies cry all the time
My phone is cordless
Can answer the door and tell sellers to F**k off
Clothes can dry later

Had no idea the tap was sexual! :laugh:

[Damien Duff]

2
3
5
4
1

[Peel_Acres]

Bless you duffers, always thinking of the baby

[15CharactersMax]

Let the tap run, the floor needs a wash anyway...

(Cue Ive with a picture of a volcano...)

[Robin_L]

1- Turn off the tap (starved, i guess)

2- See t'babby (caring, family-oriented guy)

3- Answer phone (never know how important)

4- Take washing in (N/A in my situation)

5- Answer door (9 times of 10 will be salesperson)


that sex one was put in fer a joke

[StretfordEnd]

Tap, door, washing, baby, 'phone.

[TAFKAP]

1. Turn the tap off - didn't want a flood, and it only takes 2 seconds.
2. Open the door - invite your mate in.
3. Answer the phone, whilst asking your mate to:
4. Tend to the baby - not urgent; the bastards are always crying. It's when they're silent you need to worry.
5. When all else is sorted, get to the washing... for fecks sake, it's only just gone out so it was bloody soaked anyway!

I thought it was only practical, but maybe I am just sex mad after all?

[Infidel]

what in the blessed name of our lord jessus christ has a dripping tap got to do with sex. if i turn off a tap it is cos i don't want my house flooding. not cos i want to get my nuts wet.

[YipJaapStam]

Baby first then tap. Sod the door it'll just be someone selling something.

[TAFKAP]

Sod the door it'll just be someone selling something.

No it won't - I invited a friend over to take care of the baby.

[Infidel]

it might be a man come to bleed your radiators

[TAFKAP]

Or a woman come to take care of your dripping tap...

[K@mpso]

5
2
3
4
1

Sounds about right :)

[EMX]

5, 2, 4, 3, 1.

[The Game]

2, 5, 4, 3, 1.

Money before friends :cool2:

[Smiffyboy]

what in the blessed name of our lord jessus christ has a dripping tap got to do with sex. if i turn off a tap it is cos i don't want my house flooding. not cos i want to get my nuts wet.
I'd also like an explanation please. What crackpot thinks these things up.

I was 2, 5, 3, 4, 1 (Baby, Tap, Door, Washing, Phone).

[The Game]

nearly the same smiffyboy :love:

[Gumpy Joe]

5,2,1,4,3.

[ecfc girl]

It all depends which room you're in at the time. As you've got the tap running then you'd probably be in the kitchen anyway. So, turn off the tap, then grab the phone as it's probably closer than the baby, mine is anyway and as it's cordless I can take it with me anyway. Explain that the baby is crying as you run to it, and tell whoever is on the phone that you'll phone them back or they can phone you later. Answer the door with the baby in your arms, and sod the washing. It can go in the drier later.

Obviously there are other scenarios, such as being a twat and leaving the tap to run, and going into another room, then all of this happening, but who would leave the room when the tap is running anyway? That's asking for trouble.

It's actually amazing how much you can do with a baby in one arm, as the mothers on this forum will agree.

[Alan Shearer]

Tap
Baby
Wasing
phone (1471 ;))
forget the door :)

[Infidel]

alan shearer: do u really think anyone gives a squirt of piss what you would do?

[busby]

5 (Tap - Sex)
1 (Phone - Work)
3 (Door - Friends)
2 (Baby - Family)
4 (Washing - Money)

But think about it logically who in there right mind is going to pick their washing in before turning a tap off that is going to cause a couple hundred quids worth of damage?

[Bluetonic]

Baby first. Then tap on the way down to going through the door seeing the person on the way outside to taking the washing in. Whoevers ringing can leave a message :)

You might have a flow/hole thing on the sink to stop it overflowing totally ;)

[Robin_L]

That's a poor analyiss of a potentiall hazardou sitaution. try again please.