BarmyArmy5 revealed

[Dawg]

Just some of his best work...

Comedy wise I am a Joe Pasquali fan but I dont know why he never got into acting as he always strikes me as an English Joe Pesci and where Pesci excells in the American Italian gangster films Pasquali could do the same in English ones and in a film like this would be a more convincing lead role than Frodo for crying out loud...because you get your mix of humour and violence that this type of film needs i.e Goodfellows where the most popular scene was the funny how bit..you can imagine Pasquali pulling that off.

If you were looking for a modern day actor to play Don Corleone then Ben Stiller would be near the top of the list.

they remind me of when Villa won the European cup with a moderate side

think they will get 100 points at least...

The point is Chelsea will probably win the title by over 20 points this season so you can dock them 20 points if you want it wont make a difference.
Chelsea - 108 points - 20 = 88 - champions

Chelsea will be the first ever team to top the 100 point mark this season and no one will even get 80 I dont think.

Personally I think Man United fans are starting to suffer the kind of success induced apathy that Blackburn fans started to suffer with a few years ago....

Dont be silly...we arent the ones likely to be in a relegation battle this season..Liverpool arent going to score goals and if Gerrard or Carragher get injured then you wont even pick up points as you arent winning games even with them in the team.

Savage would make the Brazil squad...he is better than Kleberson and he would complement their attackers well with his style

Yeah but Exeter are a top footballing side

They cant rely on 0-0 draws all season and even if they did they wouldnt even finish with the 40 points needed to stay up (about Liverpool)

And thats the difference between Liverpool and Manchester UNited fans and why Liverpool will always be considered as just a cup team.

As ive said for years this game isnt worth sh!t anymore...the matches involving the big 3 are the big ones now.

Like Newcastle Spurs are building a team now good enough to challenge for the top 4...both clubs arent in Europe whereas Liverpool have got the CL and world club cup and no real squad

Villa are about the same size as Liverpool are...okay you have won the European cup more recently but when Villa won theirs they had a crap league season like you idd last season but at least

Mike Newell must be one of the most sought after coaches in Europe at the moment..if he stays he will lead Luton to the Premiership as I said all last season...

what about the 35 thousand crowds at Anfailed last season?? or the fact they few of them travelled to the European away games

Swindon fans are brilliant

PhIl Neville will be a great player

I cant believe people are writing Blackburn off...they have 3 top strikers in Kuki, Dickov, Bellamy..Thompson is better than SWP if he can just stay fit, Tugay has proved his quality year in year...

Blackburn have definelty kept their image well...even when at the pinnacle of English football they kept their family club image.

Now Liverpool are in the first round qualifiers I think its safe to say the best they can hope for in the league is to qualify for a uefa cup place.

Blackburn for a 500-1 price on an an each way bit is worth a few pounds of anyones money....the bookies are being over generous

franchises werent invented by Ronald Mcdonald you know

Stiller is the funniest actor of our era and one of the best comedians since Chaplin.

As I have maintained all season Wigan will not be promoted and Ipswich will...I think Wigan will lose their nerve on sunday as they do playing in front of a big crowd.

Blackburn are more likely to win the champions league than the premiership to be honest but are well capable of a top 4 place next season

If you look at Schwarzneggers films he has combined his roles brilliantly

I think Stiller could adapt his accent well...as for looks on the face it does Marlon Brando look Italian??

Schwarznegger would be the man but his German accent would be too strong

Stiller certainly has the look and the charisma to pull off being a Don...people see Stiller as just being funny but there is more to his abilities

If you were looking for a modern day actor to play Don Corleone then Ben Stiller would be near the top of the list

I think Dawgs pictures was from dinosour times and not from 19th century Loch ness :rolleyes: For all you know that photo was from just before a meteorite wiped out the dinosours.

There seems to be a recurring theme?

Feel free to add your own, this golden disease has become widespread and needs to be cured before we all catch retardation.

[Jagielka]

His first spate of posts that have continued into this frankly boring tirade of shitty Blackburn fellatio were the best. Before he started saying stupid things to get attention and when he acctually meant it. I'm sure Kop can find some of these posts.

[jshaw]

he said Robbie keane to everton one time :rolleyes:


Will Keane finally settle with a club now??

He was a great player for the Wolves and Coventry but left us both to step up a level and since then has made bad career moves...he would be a great signing for Everton because he is a top striker and could be the difference for Everton who like Liverpool will struggle for goals if they dont sign a striker today.
Beattie = not good enough and Ferguson can mix it well but doesnt score enough...it looks a done deal and that will be the signing of the day for me.

[Bull_306]

Leeds UNited will win the Championship...Hulse is fantastic - once Steve Stone is fit they will be winning every week and they have a solid defence

Plymouth Argyle seem to be going places under Tony Pulis...I am delighted for the Plymouth lads on here because they are good lads but they wont go up till next season I dont think as the bad start will count against them.

I ended up missing the first 20 minutes...bloody sky id planned to go out and I wish I did now

After someone reminded him Wolves were playing Friday night, and not Saturday.

I was at the game...ive got a season ticket but I missed the first half hour or so because I didnt know the game had been moved for the bloody tv...I was in the pub and next thing the tv coverage starts for the match and its Wolves on so I had to run home get my season ticket and get a cab to the Molineux...in the championship you forget that the games get moved because your hardly on sky sports.

:dunce:

[Phantom_Bantam]

On last season

Mike Newells Luton are streets ahead of the rest in this league and by all accounts some of the football Luton played on saturday was out of this world.

2nd place is interesting...personally I can see Hull bottling it...yes they beat Tranmere but they wont even finish in the top 6...Sheffield Wednesday will just pip Hull to 2nd place and will beat them in Hull.

The play off places will be taken by Hull, Brentford, Bournemouth and Hartlepool with Tranmere just missing out...the likes of Swindon, Doncaster and Bristol City are already out of it.
Hartlepool will again have semi final heartache and it wil be 3rd time lucky at Cardiff for Brentford who will just edge out Bournemouth in the final.

For relegation it will Stockport, Peterborough, Oldham and Colchester with MK Dons and Ugartes Wrexham safe.

[Mad]

If you were looking for a modern day actor to play Don Corleone then Ben Stiller would be near the top of the list
:laugh:

[Kop]

I will look for more later.

[JohnnyBoy]

Originally posted by BarmyArmy5
Arnie [Schwarzenegger] is one of the actors that seems to miss out on deserved oscars

:dunce:

[Robin_L]

Don't knock the guy too much, he gets you all talking. Frankly, he deserves respect for getting into the signatures of what must be approaching two dozen forum members. He is quite the wordsmith :clap: Oh, and he's on a wind-up :rolleyes:

[Luke_Ciderhead]

You've forgotten the best ones out of the lot:

Exeter proved against Man United, that they could compete in the Premiership as their game is better suited to that level.

Blackburn are my tip for the title.

[4737 CARLING, SIR]

With a keepey up ball string attached to their feet??? If so did it hurt when you fell to the floor or were you the last one standing??

If not would you try it for a laugh??

Well for the record Matt Le Dud what happens is you glue the twister board to the ceiling...you strap string to your foot and then use your arms and legs to grapple with the right arm red left foot blue instructions...someone will be on the floor shouting out the instructions as they will have the clock thing in their hands...the last one standing is the winner...I think it would make great TV..much better than crap like the farm.

Of course you will fall off at osme point...the aim of the game is who can stay on the longest?? If you had actually played twister you would no that you fall over..whether you play it on the carpet on the ceiling or half way up an escelator...this would be no different.

Can I just say now that I realise that this cant be done and I dont want this as a stick to beat with as Matt has mentioned this thread a few times...I had had a few drinks at the time and my vision was upside down.

BURT AT IAS MA AM STIL.L JERE TO TEL KWL THE T ALE
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HENIRCK LARSOAN EATS HAMWESTERS

Unfortunately I couldn't find anything from his Noah's Ark thread.

[TAFKAP]

Unfortunately I couldn't find anything from his Noah's Ark thread.

:( Shame - that was a classic.

[Hughesy]

Swindon fans are brilliant

The lad has some sense :clap:

[Kelly_Owls]

You lot must be sooooooooo bored.

[Waynebfc]

Exeter proved against Man United, that they could compete in the Premiership as their game is better suited to that level.

:laugh: :clap:

Thats the best one yet

[Kop]

I feel quite honoured. I'm on his signature, with a quote that doesn't make me look stupid.

He doesn't quite seem to grasp the concept.

[Kop]

Blackburns success and level of support is all the more remarkable when you take into contention the towns population...big cities Liverpool, Manchester, Newcastle and London host alot of the traditional big clubs but Blackburn can still consider themselves a top club despite being a small town.

Well the baggies and the budgies are down..I have said that all season but there is still one place to fill.

Southampton WILL definetly stay up and that relegation spot will be filled by Fulham or Palace...I have quesitioned the committment of Ian Dowie recently as he has spent more time feuding with other managers and telling other managers how to do their jobs (including the England manager) while his side struggle at the bottom...but it will be Fulham who go down in the end as they are rubbish.

to the untrained eye who can look at things unbiased like myself

I would say Ipswich were the team of the 70s not Liverpool.

I do think Ipswich are a smashing club that belong in the top flight actually but I want them to go up because I have a sizeable bet on them to get promoted

Chelsea I think will have league sewn up by then anyway...alot of Chelsea fans are now scanning the fixture list and guessing were they will seal the title but it would be a big surprise if it wasnt all over by then.

Chelsea and Newcastle will more than likely have European finals toprepare for so that game will be a damp squib anyway.

Its Newcastles Uefa cup now

I am going to be bold and state a Newcastle Blackburn final...Blackburn to win the final as they will be desperate to put one over on Souness...Newcastle against Man U could go either way but I just have a feeling it is written for Blackburn Newcastle in the final and Shearer and SOuness against their old club.

Newcastle I think will win the UEFA Cup so dont need to win it as much as they might of.

It will be the Brighton fans posting drunken threads on the league one board next season I think

Mike Newell deserves a knighthood for the job he has done there...

I would say Blackburns result at the whorethorns almost certainly relegates the baggies

Ipswich and they will come up.

and Liverpool will lose in the final to an Italian team...it is meant to be.

David Moyes has done a fantastic job and just doesnt get the credit...he is the next Man United boss for me...

At the end of the season I predict the table will be as follows:
1. Chelsea
2 Arsenal
3 Everton
4 Blackburn Rovers

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UEFA Cup - Everton
Golden Boot - Craig Bellamy
Manager of theyear - David Moyes

Mike Newell must be one of the most sought after coaches in Europe at the moment.



Just found this from a mate of mine called Tony:

BarmyArmy5 is a grade A twathead gobshite. I would love to smack him, repeatedly. I didnt know it was possible to be such a clueless ****.

And that is what an hour of your time can bring up.

[Peel_Acres]

If Barmy Army is such a Blackburn fan might he be that dickhead Blackburn fan who was banned and he has snuck back on here undetected, like CWL did?

[Rovergloater]

If Barmy Army is such a Blackburn fan might he be that dickhead Blackburn fan who was banned and he has snuck back on here undetected, like CWL did?

Sarki?!!?!?!

[DV85]

His best one was

Chelsea to win all 4 cups last season

Althugh, to be fair to him.......Swindon fans are brilliant.

[Lpurchase]

What about the one on my sig, when he was talking about the best British derbies?

[Lpurchase]

Sorry, changed it now, Seemed a lot more apt with the Don Corleone picture

[phil250]

"At the end of the season I predict the table will be as follows:
1. Chelsea
2 Arsenal
3 Everton
4 Blackburn Rovers

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UEFA Cup - Everton
Golden Boot - Craig Bellamy
Manager of theyear - David Moyes "

Classic.

[Rafalution]

David Moyes has done a fantastic job and just doesnt get the credit...he is the next Man United boss for me...

Yep, he's done a great job, there bottom of the league. He's def going to be the next Man Utd manager, oh yes he is.

[Peel_Acres]

Sarki?!!?!?!

That's the Badger!

[James_F]

Why did you delete that first?

[Peel_Acres]

Cos I quoted myself instead of Rovergloater :slap:

[TAFKAP]

Cos I quoted myself instead of Rovergloater :slap:


Mongtard!

[The class of 85]

Thank me later

NOAHS ARK (http://www.footballforums.net/forums/flood/74388-noahs-ark-happened.html)

It is becoming more clear that Billy Davies will take the Derby job but will he carry on where Burley left off?? The worry is that he is a one season wonder but people said the same about Burley...he could be the man to get Derby back where they belong.

Arguably our greatest ever comedian but what was your favourite Chaplin film/sketch??

Has to be the north pole for me..
I would say Lee Evans or Joe Pasquali for a modern day Chaplin.

You should watch more of him though...I bought the whole Carlie Chaplin collection for 30 pounds on ebay which works out at about 50p a dvd.

His films were silent but his stand up wasnt...Pasquali is actually very funny and is underrated as a comedian and if he did films and shows would be bigger than Peter Kay....unfortunately comedy these days is all in jokes.

Imagine Pasquali in a silent film?? He would pull off actions well and would implement things like a funny walk and boyish features that worked so well for Charlie.

http://www.footballforums.net/forums/general-off-topic-discussion/85636-does-anyone-believe-loch-ness-monster.html

It is one of the great unsolved mysteries but just what is the loch ness monster?? Id ont think anyone can argue that it existed but how big was it and what shape it was is another matter.

From the sightings that have been reported and the scientific evidence it sounds more like a large seawolf.

http://www.footballforums.net/forums/general-off-topic-discussion/64966-seen-any-celebs-about.html
Any good stories from seeing celebs about??

I saw Jenson Button in the supermarket strangely and also Kenny Miller out and about in town...also the two bouncers from phoenix nights I saw in a Birmingham nightclub and seemed just like their characters....celebs have a bad reputation but most are down to earth..


If Mike Newell fell off a banana boat he would come out smelling of roses...he certainly seems to have the midas touch..even when Luton lost the lead to Hull, Newell knew not to panic and that Hull would have a blip sooner or later.

This is the man who has won the Premiership title, was a top player for Everton and scored the fastest ever champions league hatrick.

Its no secret in football that Mike Newell will be the next superstar manager...



He is an awful manager and such a dull person and the baggies have relegated themselves by appointing this fool...5-0 at home to probably the worst away team in the premiership is a sackable offence in itself...2 or 3 yesrs ago Cosmin Contra was the best full back in europe and now he is a pale shadow of his former self...


Liverpool are making 2 big january signings...Ivan Campo is signing for Liverpool in January along with Scott Carson

Morientes and Aimar my arse...


There are some very intetesting rumours atm that are likely to happen...now before anyone doubts these predictions none of them are certainties...so if the odd one doesnt come off dont blame me.

Sam Allardyce to replace Kevin Keegan at Man City...Bolton will turn to Phil Brown who will decide whether to take the job or follow big Sam to the City of Manchester stadium.

Steve Bruce to go to Newcastle...with Souness going to Birmingham in exchange and will team up with Sir Clive Woodward who is unwanted by Harry Redknapp at Southampton.

Morinetes and Boumsong to complete a £15m double move to Newcastle with the money financed from the Jonathan Woodgate sale.

The big one I have heard is that Sir Alex Ferguson WILL retire if he wins the champions league this season...the board anticipate this and if he goes they will turn to Rafael Benitez of Liverpool...the Spaniard is reportedly growing disilusioned with life at the Anfield club and feels he has been given broken promises with no money to spend in light of the clubs financial plight...he is also against the groundshare with Everton...with Barcelona going well with Rijkard and Arrigo Sachi taking over at Real Madrid Benitez knows a return to Spain is out of the question and he wants to stay in England...he knows Wenger and Mourinho are going nowhere for a while so Manchester Unted will be his only chance for a long time of a worthwhile escape route from Anfield.

If Benitez ends up at Old Trafford then he will turn to Steven Gerrard for his first signing and will team him up with his mate Wayne Rooney...whilst re-emerging the Gerrard and Sholes partnership from when Scholes played with him for England....Any deal in time for next season will probably depend on manchester United winning the champions league.

Inter Milan interested in resigning Robbie Keane from Tottenham...as part of the deal for Adriano who is expected to arrive at White hart lane next summer...dont forget I said Jol would be in charge before the end of the season when Santini got the job and said Robinson was signed and sealed months before he joined the club...I have the inside track on matters Tottenhame specially.
...

[Lpurchase]

It's very obvious than no-one who knows the general uses of a computer with internet access could possibly be this thick. It MUST, repeat MUST be all a joke.

[Kop]

Love the Adriano one. :laugh:

[Tractorboy Tom]

"I would say Ipswich were the team of the 70s not Liverpool."

I got to agree with that.:)

[FY1]

"I would say Ipswich were the team of the 70s not Liverpool."

I got to agree with that.:)

You wonder why you are slated on here :laugh:

[POSH and PROUD]

2 not mentioned that i remember standing out are his comments about football on the moon and dickov being a more complete striker than Henrik Larsson :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Carlo_t]

looks like barmyarmy5 makes alot of bullshit up

[_00_deathscar]

You wonder why you are slated on here :laugh:

What he said. :)