Women Of This Board Take Note

[K@mpso]

Wives encouraged to sing hubbies to sleep

A Malaysian politician has announced a lullaby competition for women to sing their husbands to sleep.

Nik Aziz says Kelantan state government will hold the contest to encourage wives 'to give their best in taking care of their husbands'.

He said: "The husband returns home tired. The wife will sing the lullaby for him to sleep soundly and, when he awakes, he will be at peace.

"This contributes to the happiness of the husband and wife."

Mr Aziz added that there would be a similar contest for mothers to sing lullabies for their children.

[Dingle]

I know what would happen if i suggested that ! :slap:

[TLC]

Apparently I could wake hibernating bears when I sing so it's unlikely to help him sleep :D

[James_F]

Atractive.

[nemo]

Yeah i can imagine my girlfriend singing me to sleep. :rolleyes:
i wake up wanting to kill rather than being at peace!

[swfc_babe85]

Thank god I'm single

[Jagielka]

I dare say a blowjob would be better recieved.

[I Love Wolves]

Psychologically that just backs up the claim that husbands just want a wife to replace their mother who have cut the apron strings.

Pathetic if he wants fecking singing to sleep i'll buy him a bloody nursery rhyme lullaby tape.

[ecfc girl]

Sod that, he can have Sky Sports on like any normal person.