K@mpso
30th November 2005, 16:57
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
>despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
>
>Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
>Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex
>with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun.
>
>So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
>to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
>
>Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
>half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping,
>hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
>
>Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
>
>He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
>before.
>
>Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
>for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have......."
>
>"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No
>problem ***".
>
>Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind
>blowing.
>
>Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
>Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
>willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
>
>Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
>scouser, the bitch shtole ma wallet".
>despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
>
>Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
>Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex
>with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra lorra fun.
>
>So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
>to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
>
>Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
>half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping,
>hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
>
>Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
>
>He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
>before.
>
>Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
>for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have......."
>
>"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No
>problem ***".
>
>Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind
>blowing.
>
>Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
>Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
>willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
>
>Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
>scouser, the bitch shtole ma wallet".