Women tennis players, how great they are, and what that means on a worldwide scale

[Ollie]

Maria Sharapova, some philistines might say she's proof that women tennis players suck...



On the left Danish Caroline Wozniaki, in the middle American Ashley Harkleroad, and on the right Simona Halep...



As everybody knows, the reason women tennis players are great is that they fought for equal pay and won. The only reason I just posted the good looking ones is that they have more power due to being higher profile or something like that. Where would the world be without women tennis players? According to a tv show I was watching while waiting for something else to come on, many women still aren't getting parity with their male colleagues. This is a disgrace. But no one would have even batted an eyelid about this if the stuffy posh people who run Wimbledon hadn't been forced to change the world and offer equal prize money by women tennis players. Thanks to them women will soon be truely equal with men. So few can argue then that they are truly deserving of recognition. Here's another to admire...

Ana Ivanovic, seen here at a womens lib conference in Dagenham. The steely determination of her desire to change the world and provide equality for women can be seen clearly in her eyes...



Women tennis players are great.

[zippy]

Wimmins tennis is crap, their grunting is repulsive and all the russian/serbian/yugoslavian ones look exactly the bloody same.
Most of them haven't got any tits and half of them are predatory carpet munchers with bodies like Rambo without the cock.

The reason that wimmin shouldn't be paid the same as the men is down to the fact that they only play three sets and that, compared to the men, they are shite.

Wimmin should know their place

[Daaarbeh]

The problem I see is:

The grunting/screaming is horrible - think how much energy could go into the shots?

They're being paid the same as men when men are playing a minimum of 3 sets per match, when women are playing a maximum of 3. Surely for equal pay it should be the same rules?

Anna Kournikova > all of those posted btw

[zippy]

Anna Kournikova > all of those posted btw

Yes she had everything, except the ability to actually play tennis unfortunately

[Daaarbeh]

Yes she had everything, except the ability to actually play tennis unfortunately

She was a tennis player?

[RoyalMike]

I refuse to believe, but also pray, that this woman is a real tennis player.

Was she the one in Ping Pong Sluts #17?

[Ollie]

yeah but I think you'll find that she did important work for womens liberation in Ping pong sluts 17 and also the much underated and far more political Ping pong sluts 18.

Wimmins tennis is crap, their grunting is repulsive and all the russian/serbian/yugoslavian ones look exactly the bloody same.
Most of them haven't got any tits and half of them are predatory carpet munchers with bodies like Rambo without the cock.

The reason that wimmin shouldn't be paid the same as the men is down to the fact that they only play three sets and that, compared to the men, they are shite.

Wimmin should know their place

Yes womens tennis is shit and yes they're far crapper at actually playing the game than the men. That only goes to make their contribution to the womens movement greater, getting equal pay and all that despite these facts.

Anna Kournikova > all of those posted btw

Yes of course, let us not forget perhaps the most important and influential woman in womens tennis Anna Kournikova...

[Grim Reaper]

Wimmins tennis is crap, their grunting is repulsive and all the russian/serbian/yugoslavian ones look exactly the bloody same.
Most of them haven't got any tits and half of them are predatory carpet munchers with bodies like Rambo without the cock.

The reason that wimmin shouldn't be paid the same as the men is down to the fact that they only play three sets and that, compared to the men, they are shite.

Wimmin should know their place

please expand

I refuse to believe, but also pray, that this woman is a real tennis player.

Was she the one in Ping Pong Sluts #17?

who care's whether she's a tennis player or not


Although one thing I'm curious about, coming from a lack of tennis knowledge, is why women only play best of 3 sets at wimbledon and some other tournaments when men play best of 5. thats not really equal if you ask me

[Ollie]

A tennis layer? I can see what's on your mind. Yeah that's American player Ashley Harkleroad pictured in her playboy shoot.

[WarsawPact]

Simona Halep...

Of course, 'Halep' isn't her real surname.

'Halep' (or more accurately, 'ha-LEP') is a nickname based on the sound of her boobs smacking together when she goes for that ace.

[Ollie]

boobs are great

[Pubclown]

Who's the one who did Playboy recently?

[Ollie]

Yeah that's American player Ashley Harkleroad pictured in her playboy shoot.

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[Easty]

boobs are great

I concur.

[Kafka]

Don't do it Simona! Tennis needs you!

http://savethetitmonster.com/about.html

All tennis lovers will do their bit, to ensure this up and coming star doesn't do something silly and destroy her career, by signing the petition on the above link, it's obvious to us all that her boobs are the source of her truly mesmerising ability on the tennis court, it'd be a real shame, since we all want what's best for her.

[Pubclown]

Don't do it Simona! Tennis needs you!

http://savethetitmonster.com/about.html

All tennis lovers will do their bit, to ensure this up and coming star doesn't do something silly and destroy her career, by signing the petition on the above link, it's obvious to us all that her boobs are the source of her truly mesmerising ability on the tennis court, it'd be a real shame, since we all want what's best for her.

[zippy]

boobs are great

Indeed they are but if you want boobs just google aneta buena, why bother with the f#cking tennis !?

[Ollie]

Cause they have skimpy white dresses that offest their tanned sweaty bodies very nicely. And they have perfect arses and gorgeous legs and they move around alot. It's like porn but in public.

Breast reductions should be outlawed, especially for Simona Halep. She doesn't have the best face so she's gonna be missing that male attention if she goes ahead with it. You know who else had a breast reduction? That Jennifer Connolly. If I wasn't about 9 at the time I'd have cried that day.

[Machida]

Maria Kirilenko > Than All!

[DShamen]

Wimmins tennis is crap, their grunting is repulsive and all the russian/serbian/yugoslavian ones look exactly the bloody same.
Most of them haven't got any tits and half of them are predatory carpet munchers with bodies like Rambo without the cock.

We'll have to agree to disagree then, as I love most of those Eastern Bloc (especially the Russian) type lassies on the tennis.