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Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by luvgonzo, May 21, 2019.
Look, we were all very clear that the contents of the message were not to be shared.
I don’t care, it’s all very odd.
Do you ever sit on your hand and pretend its Steve Bull?
You guys really are odd.
You know what's odd? You've been a member for 4 months and have only posted 19 times. That's odd!
Whats your game son?
Long drive for you mate.
Some local bands are playing an outdoors gig in the park my mate's house overlooks. He gets some free tickets, but we can hear it from his garden (obviously) and we can watch it from his balcony room upstairs if we prefer.
These new lads are ****ing boring already.
Mines boring for some off to Headingley for the cricket.
It's my mum's retirement hog roast. Going to have to interact with loads of my teachers from years ago whilst heavily under the influence.
You've just got a thing for me and you're trying hard to hide it.
Is your Mum the hog?
I take it your mum was a teacher in the school you went to?
Piss off you silly try hard c*nt.
If you like yeah.
She was a teaching assistant at my junior.school. Luckily she started the job the year after I left.
My mate Custard had a similar issue. His mum started working at the school he went to. He was the thickest kid in school so he didn’t realise that the dinner lady was his mum until she’d been there for three years. Awks or what?! He isn’t allowed to cross the road by himself and he has to use plastic cutlery.