Liar, I remember exactly how the conversation went. “Oh Shane, your friend Matt really is excellent at this game.” “Yeah, you’re right Con, he might just be the best player ever. I’ll never forget the night he held me in his arms and made me feel like the luckiest girl in the world.” “Oh Shane, I’m so jealous. He’s now on 34 kills and hasn’t died yet. Do you think he’d send me a signed poster for a wall?” “I wouldn’t interrupt him to ask, I’ll just send you one of my spare posters. He’s so cool and awesome.” Word for word spot on.