Time to bring this FF institution back. The previous two that even if you're a noob, you've probably seen in the hall of fame... http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php/73624-Gimps-XI http://www.footballforums.net/forums/showthread.php/172837-Gimps-XI Don't just nominate someone because you don't like them, we're talking about consistent gimpish behaviour. Everyone is a scout so everyone is picking the team. I'll post a new line up every so often of the posters who have received the most nominations. Here are line ups and matches I will add as we go along... 22nd October 2013: Superyids topgunner Redman TerryMalloy kevinp CaptainBlade SpursGeorge Jimboheader Perseus Rogue AndrewSeagull GIMPS XI vs HAX XI 1 Terrymalloy pulls out a bottle of absinthe he'd been drinking before the match and smashes it over Redman's head killing him instantly. GIMPS XI down to 10. 4 The first goal mouth action of the match after Baltic plays a one two with AndrewSeagull's forehead, Jimboheader picks the ball up and starts running with it. Penalty! Superyids pulls off a wonder save to stop Fandango's penalty but he scores the rebound. 1-0. 12 Captainblade brings his own ball onto the pitch, there are now two balls on the pitch for no reason. 19 Rogue spots the Crystal Palace supporters club on the touchline, they've brought weapons. In an effort to run away from them he takes the ball past every member of HAX XI and scores the equalizer. 20 Perseus scores a bicycle kick after a majestic cross from SpursGeorge. Perseus kicked himself in the head and the ball went in off his arse, SpursGeorge was trying to hit him. 2-1. 21 AndrewSeagull scores a header from the half way line. 3-1 already. Thriller. 22 NH has now conceded 3 goals in 3 minutes, chants of Massimo Taibi can be heard all around the ground. But NH looks happy. The crowd are stunned into silence. 35 Kevinp starts complaining about the name of the team, everyone swears at him and he starts crying. 42 NH is found at the side of the pitch with his trousers round his ankles jacking off in front of a sign he's found saying 'Mind the gap'. He is gently ushered away to the lunatic asylum by the stewards. Both teams now down to 10. Half Time: Chairwoman & S&M addict TLC finally declares her undying love for manager Ollie and they bunk off to the toilets together. Things come to a crashing halt when TLC drops her knickers to reveal a massive penis. Ollie still accepts a BJ in return for her silence. 49 Furno is laughing. No one knows why. 50 Captainblade starts another football match on the pitch. 57 Yala misses an open goal. TEL stops jotting down stats in his notebook and tries to hit him but slips and impales himself on his stats pencil. A fan starts shouting "Bambi on ice!" and "Statto!". TEL tries to karate kick him. Unfortunately the fan was Eric Cantona who retaliates, decapitating TEL in the process. Furno is laughing. HAX XI down to 9. 64 Ross is heard muttering something about Emile Heskey. 75 Terry sneaks away to bury Redman's body in the car park leaving a gaping hole in the Gimps XI defence. 80 MC Smiley takes a break from saying wow to Joey to capitalise and scores a breathtaking volley. 85 LEF bounces the ball off Andrewseagull's wallhead several times then lays the ball off to Joey who finishes with aplomb then jumps away to star in the next Skippy film. 88 Fandango is eating a potato, the ball hits his face and goes in. HAX XI are running riot. 90 Furno is still laughing. 91 RoyalMike arrives drunk having been up all night and having lost all of his clothes. He is mistaken for a streaker and savaged to death by police dogs. Nobody bothers to turn up to his funeral, instead they go to the pub as it's decided that's what he would have wanted. Apart from topgunner who mistakes it for his own funeral and turns up with his acoustic guitar. The ref blows the whistle, final score: Gimps XI 3 - 4 HAX XI.