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Go Fund Me. Please Read

Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by Trojii, Apr 9, 2018.

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Will you help support Gollum purchase a new watch?

  1. Yes. Smeagol rejoices!

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  2. No. Burn him in the fires of Mt. Doom

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  1. Trojii

    Trojii Legal Eagle

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    Gentlemen, Ladies.

    Some back story first, through the medium of poetry:

    There was an old man called Shane,
    Whose obsession of watches caused pain;
    As though his love for the One Ring,
    Caused his heart to sing,
    He couldn't purchase a brand new Breitling.

    So! We all know Shane (aka Gollum, aka Benjamin Button), the good lad that he is. He's suffered enough.

    I'm in the process of setting up a new Go Fund Me page, entitled "Get Gollum A New Watch."

    I'm reticent to set it up unless I can count on the support of my fellow FFers.

    Please let me know if you will support this worthwhile cause. Only Eight Thousand Pounds Sterling stands between an old man and his dream.
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  2. Shane

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    Will you **** off. Thanks. xx
     
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  3. Trojii

    Trojii Legal Eagle

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    No. You go*t off.
     
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    Andy-gers1 Lonsdale Trainers FTW
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    You’ve goat to be kidding
     
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    On the one hand i's like to support this, on the other hand its wasted 30 seconds of my life.
     
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    It's not what's on the hand that is the issue here and rather what isn't on the wrist is.
     
  8. RM

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    Well played x
     
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    On the one hand i's like to support this, on the other hand its wasted 30 seconds of my life.
    They just Rolex the tongue
     
  10. RM

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    wtf
     
  11. johnnyT

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    Your a Seiko

    swatch this space
     
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    i went all cuckoo for a minute
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    I am mate it's how I Rolex

    Sent from my Pixel 2 XL using Tapatalk
     
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    Big Zeke I LOVE RM

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  16. RM

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    What an absolute load CASIO of shit.
     
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    Big Zeke I LOVE RM

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