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Discussion in 'Manchester City' started by super white, May 27, 2009.

  1. super white

    super white *Mrs Kevin Davies*

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    Before the match on Sunday was outside at Sinclairs with a load of City fans. They were singing quite possibly the funniest song I've ever heard in my life about Carlos Tevez but I couldn't pick up all the words. It starts.... "You'll never sh*g a City bird, Tevez, Tevez" Pleeeeeeeeeeease can someone tell me the rest of the words? It's been bugging me for 3 days now!!

    Excellent fans before the match btw. Absolutely the best away day ever. Think the sun and the fact it was the last match had something to do with it.
     
  2. crstig

    crstig The ShowStopper

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    Is it me or have you not been here for some time?
     
  3. super white

    super white *Mrs Kevin Davies*

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    I don't think they're the words I was looking for but no I haven't been here for ages!!
     
  4. Ilsinho

    Ilsinho Registered User

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    You´ll never shag a sexy bird, tevez, tevez. You´ll never shag a sexy bird, tevez, tevez. You argie twat, you are a ****, you´ve sown your head on back to front. Calrlos Tevez, herman munster head.
     
  5. Bear

    Bear Registered User

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    His head scar proves he's lost his head
    Tevez, Tevez
    You'll never shag a (insert club name) bird
    Tevez, Tevez
    You ugly Tw**, You dirty C***
    You've sewn your head on back-to-front
    Carlos Tevez, England's monster son

    Is that the one?
     
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    **FTM** Registered User

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    SUNDERLAND AFC........Why on earth is there room for two teams?
    :laugh: at them both.
     
  7. mancityfan8496

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  8. super white

    super white *Mrs Kevin Davies*

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    funny though.

    There was another one about Ryan Giggs being illegitimate....?
     
  9. AdamSkiSTFC

    AdamSkiSTFC League 2 Champions

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    City my second team :p

    Ryan Giggs is illegitimate,
    he ain't got no birth certificate,
    he's got aids and can't get rid of it,
    he's a munich bastard, he's a munich bastard!!

    Bit harsh imo.
     
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  10. mattledud

    mattledud Band

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    If you don't remove those Munich references from your post I'm going to hurt you.

    I don't want to be associated with the morons that sing about that.

    "WE ARE IMPECCABLE, WE ARE IMPECCABLE, WE ARE IMPECCABLE"

    EDIT: Defintive version

    His neck scar proves he lost his head
    Tevez, Tevez
    He'll never shag a sexy bird
    Tevez, Tevez
    You ugly twat, You Argie c*nt
    They've sewn your head on back-to-front
    Carlos Tevez, has Herman Munster's head

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA (etc.)... Carlos Tevez has Herman Munster's head.

    Kind of a hybrid of the two already posted
     
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  11. Hashtag55

    Hashtag55 Aka Andy-gers1
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    MCFCSpencer Registered User

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    MANCHESTER CITY
    TEVES TEVES NANANANANANANANA CARLOS TEVES HERMAN MUNSTERS HEAD.
     
  13. KippaxKid

    KippaxKid 32 Years:Were Still Here!

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    Thats the right one! other ones were a little bit wrong.

    I was the first person to post that song onto this forum i am proud to say! thank me later.
     

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