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Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by FranniesTache, Mar 14, 2019.
It needs to be posted by Johnny, I’m not worthy of the hundreds of likes it will receive.
I did a quick poll to canvas opinion, 98% of responders said that he has gone off the boil recently.
20% said they are positive about what the future holds for JT. 80% said he should quit while he’s ahead.
We should have a second vote then ......
JohnnyT is a breath of fresh air on this forum amongst the vast number of arse licking parasites.
Wait, aren't you... aren't you arse licking @johnnyT there?
Frannie am i still your prefered date though?
I've been wanting you to take me down the Blob house for months
You should know Leo.
Joshbcfc asked me too but i was worried Frannie would ridicule me.
I might dig it out later on my laptop and post in here.
I mean of course i f*cking would mush, and you'd do the same the other way round
They were on 1FF Bobbin. El Classico mate.
Been trying to get him to post that on here. What a story mind.
C*nt....I was actually going to post a pro JT comment but you can go f*ck yourself now.....
Stickied - Post your Away Day Stories
So I get a ticket for Nuremberg away on the Monday before the fixture on the Thursday. I get it on the proviso I use my car and the promise we,d take it in turns driving , it was not robbed before u ask and was brand new Audi a4. We leave Tuesday night abar 8 to get to channel tunnel for 12 noon Wednesday. On the way down we were on rum and coke and a few puffers.....
I wake up in some service station knackered as the others bring a scran back to car. Then there's a knock on window and some twat saying I owe £23.00 for the food im still half asleep and tell him to **** off and drive off.
Gets to tunnel about 30 mins early and meet up with a few blues and we park on train , stretch legs and start singing a few top songs and we all meet up as we get off train....theres now a small convoy on route to Nuremberg and we all agree to meet somewhere on route.....so were in some Dutch village might of been belgium tbf and end up on the piss and there's abar 20 of us.....there's some match on tv and we end up having a friendly sing song with the locals and this is where we meet Anna....So its late Wednesday and decide to drive in the morning and book in some hotel......were in the pub and get involved in a darts match with these locals all good Banta explaining how Everton invented football and how Victor Anichebe is better than Ronaldo......i get chatting to Anna and beer goggles kick in and fall in love.....so I spends abar 40 notes on her and want something in return....im not lying when I say This but she was fitter than anything I've shagged down the years.....all the lads were giving me the nod saying I was in with her and left me to it ........about 1 or 2am I plucked up to ask her back to hotel.....gets back there and we gave a smoke and drink and get into some sex.....So we are getting down and dirty and then there’s a bang on the door, it was one of me mates saying we need to look for Tommie as he has got the car keys and gone missing. Anna comes with us to help out and we look everywhere and can’t find him. We all agree he must have tapped off and wait to see if he turns up……… we all get up to the news he’s still missing,
Anna calls the pub and he was there thank **** asleep in the guest room with about 4 other blues who were not in our group but turned up later on after I’d left. They were playing poker til late with locals and Tommie was now skint the bellend ……….Anna wants to come with us and I talk the others into letting her as she is sound and just wants more of my banta and love making of course……we set off about 9 and smash it to Nuremberg and find a hotel on the outskirts around 12 ish we were goner throw our bags in room and have a wander around the town to sober up……as we check in we notice Pat Nevin and the Channel 5 crew are in same hotel …so we go over and start hinting we’re 2 or 3 tickets short for tonight ……. we blag a ticket for Anna and one for another lad who came, we paid face value so that was a nice bit of luck ….someone suggested we’ll go for a walk to clear our heads we’ll go and look at where Hitler marched his troops but we turn the first corner in the city centre and there is literally blue and white everywhere and I mean everywhere………………………….. its only about 1.30 and the town centre is heaving with scousers we don’t kick off till 8pm………it was push to get past chocker in most places with bizzies by every pub…..the local bizzies were sound tbf they were mingling in shaking hands and having photos etc some on horses just keeping a distant watch as most blues were pissed already ……. flags and banners from every building as far as the eye could see, there must have been 10,000 of us there………we get on the ale straight away and its going down nice Anna is still on me arm like a rash…couldn’t find a supermarket with any beer left so had to pay full prices in the pubs at first …….we went to 2 or 3 pubs in the square and all choka and so me and Anna sneak off for some alone time around 4ish and end up in the little bar off the main street, we get talking and now I’m soberish realise she is boss and I want to keep her around for the rest of the day……….turns out she is a VET and runs her own practice in Holland and was basically minted ……….my eyes light up and I’m thinking how I am I goner leave UK to marry her already lolz…………….so the pub is heaving with blues and a few home fans and the banta continues with locals trying to wind Anna up for joining our ranks……. loads of singing and hand shaking goes on and we get them singing ‘ kopites are gobshites’ as per the norm for any Everton euro tour…….was such a good laugh in there with the Germans and tbf again they bought most of the ale……..i ended up in a Nuremberg hat and Anna my new bitch was covered head to toe in blue and white…… I get Anna to ask the landlord if its ok if we comeback after the match with the rest of the lads he says fine and he will be open till 4am ****ing result tha……we get train with some home fans and arrive by the ground about 6.30……. as we walk round the ground Pat Nevin walks past and stops for a chat…… I think he fancied Anna tbf I swerve him as he was as interesting as Silks on methadone…
we meet up with lads to dish out tickets and theres loads asking for spares, Tommie was in danger of being nicked as he was smashed and could hardly walk infact he was that pissed he was technically asleep as we walked to turnstiles how the **** he got in is beyond me..... in the end most without tickets go in the home end as they were readily available, we get in ground and its about 10 mins til kick off the german stewards are laying out all the banners pitch side behind the goal there was that many of us, this is just the george roper remember couldnt believe how many of us there was......
we get to our seats and Tommie takes the knock and is fast asleep before we kick off, Anna was loveing it as she had only ever been to watch Den Bosch play and said it was shit........them days you could smoke at the match and it was like Amsterdam in our end ****ing reaked of skunk and was getiing over bearing, anyway the players come out and our end erupts into song.....
The match was shit from memory until the last 20 mins we get 2 late goals and sneak the win there was a a funny moment when a couple of blues got chased down the side of the pitch by stewards for celebrating in the home end…….even the germans were laughing and there was no nastiness in it infact the mayor of Nuremberg wrote to our City may thanking Everton for the behaviour of the fans a week or so later……….so we celebrate the win at the end with the players coming over to the fans etc and we stream out and head for the station, we all agreed to meet up at the same pub as I mentioned earlier……..
so were in the pub and im getting all sloppy over Anna we end up staying out til 2 am ish and then head off for round 2 in the bedroom.....well i'd been drinking all day hadnt i and were in bed and well lets just say the mountain wouldn't come to mohammed.........i was slapping it stretching it hitting it with me empty bottle and rubbing it like you would a stick when lighting a fire, **** all was happening and she was gagging for it, i was getting desperate, i could see on her face she was getting impatient for me cock....so i stalled her saying one of the lads had text to say he was locked out and i shoot downstairs to see who was about....not sure about other sets of fans but when we go away we go overnight normally and we always take some viagra in case you get lucky...........so Tommie is leaning on the bar gurgling some shit about Everton domination of Europe and i check his coat pocket and find some tablets, sorted i think and swallow 1 get 2 drinks and head back upstairs............ one of the lads shouts were staying til saturday and to all have a lie in in the morning, it was getting better and better i smiled to myself.........so i get back in the room and she's dressed again and looking dissapointed..........i talk her round and after about an 20 mins we end up back in bed ........by now the viagras kicked in and i knock the back out of her for about 2 hours all over the room ........she loved it i'll tell yer and this was starting to get a bit tasty.....
it's now about 4 or 5 and im ****ed, she makes a coffee and hints she wants more, these dutch birds really love it dont they.......ive still got the viagra pumping blood and im searching for some condoms and cant find any so i say im going down the hall to one of the other lads room to get some.......i get in beanos room and he is coma'd on the bed and just hands over his one an only condom i swear it was past its use by date.....as i'm walking back to my room with just me boxers on Pat Nevin appears and starts shouting whats all the ****ing noise lads im trying to sleep in here.....he realises its me and starts having a go, i just walk past him with my big hard on and i swear he's staring at it so i cover it up with my hands and head back in the door........he follows me and puts his foot in the door like the smallest bailiff in Britain........cont'd.............He is trying to get me to answer him and i'm just ignoring him, i liked him as a player but i couldn't bring myself to argue with him so force the door shut and say go to bed Pat ffs.......so Anna is now on the phone ringing whoever to say she is going to be away til Sunday and the mood drops alongside the viagra effect........so we get some kip.
About 10 or 11 we get up and go across the square to some cafe.........i feel fresh as a daisy but she is rough, don't know why but i like women when they have a hang over i just wanted to go back the hotel..........we walk round the town for a few hours and meet loads of blues still hanging around waiting to go home, we spot the landlord from the pub and he he is taking the piss out of me with pics on his phone of me smashed the night before............so we get some scran and Anna asks me to go to hers for the next couple of days on our own........bearing in mind we were all here in my car i said yes without thinking.............we get back to hotel and they are on the ale again and we discuss our options, Beano offers to take my car home and drop it at me dads if i wanted to go Holland for a few days...........i book off work til wednesday so there is now no rush for me to go home , so that evening me and Anna go for a scran and then go the pub we were in last night it's now friday night and a few on the locals spot me and come over and we get chatting..........contd..........so for the next couple of hours we're talking football mainly about how shit England are and the Germans are taking the piss. They realize i don't care about the national side and it switches to ' who the **** are Everton' so i educate them in all things Everton and by midnight we are all singing ' kopites are gobshites ' with that German twang..........Germans are quiet nice people when you get to know them but i wanted a piece of my Dutch bird and was worried she might bin me for one of these foreigners who could talk to her in her own language and might be sniffing in there.....but alas Anna only wanted me and slither off back to hotel.......we remarkably just fall to sleep and wake up in each others arms to the sound of ' ouskeeping ' we get dressed and check out and head to the station, we take some photos on the way to remember our time in the fatherland and she offers to pay for the tickets, it wasnt that expensive to be fair so i paid in the end lolz............it takes all afternoon to get back to a little village call St Michaels nr Den Bosch and we go into her house.......it was your typical dutch house all neat and tidy with pictures of animals everywhere , she was a vet..........so i'm trying to find the goals from the match on dutch TV when theres a knock on the door, Anna's in the shower and so i answer the door, **** me this fella was about 8ft tall and as wide, he starts talking all dutch and im shitting it he then starts laughing and said its ok mate i know who you are im Anna's brother and im only checking to see if she's ok........ONTD...so Hammy is Anna's brother he used to live in England for a few years and speaks good English like her....... he's one massive fella and i find out he's a bit of lad and we hit it off he asks us round to his house for a scran that night and i say ok and he ****s off.......Anna comes down the stairs like Bo Derek all her hairs dripping and i'm wanting to rattle her again but she must be sick of cock so i let her dry off and i just smooth talk her for a few hours.........we actually have loads is common , both highly educated and good looking and we tell each other what and how out lives thus far have been like......we are falling for each other i can tell and this is no football trip romance..........so we go round to her brothers and have a great night, his wife was boss too fit as **** and a right flert but i had eyes for Anna only and we alk back to hers hand in hand.........i'm sure some of you are in tears reading this as it is a proper love story but be prepared it could get worse.......cont: ....so we spend another night together at hers and its all sweet i decide to head home on the tuesday night as theres a cheap flight from schipol and i had promised to take my lad to some school event............anyway Anna's phone starts ringing all monday and i say if you need to work go to work i'll come for buzz.......so she answers this one call and its a farmer in a neighboring village and we head out to sort it all out.......this farm is a shithole and she says he takes ages to pay his bill, so she's not to keen to go but as its her profession she feels obliged so were in this barn and this cow is ill, screaming and mooing like **** anyway its got some disease and anna has to stick her arm up its arse to put some antibiotics in otherwise its gona snuff it in the night..........so this animal is having none of it and this old boy is as much use as Jordan Henderson in a 4 on 2 break away so i end up tryning to hold this big **** off cow while she's got her arm up its arse............2 hours later i wake up in A&E with Anna looking down on me in tears.........the ****ing cow had head butted me and i went back and twatted me head on some troff.......**** me i had some head ache and was told i was under observation for a few hours.......cont: ....we see the funny side and i eventually get out 3 hours later with a big lump on my head and covered in cow shit and me clobber stinks.......i get back to hers and get washed up, we start talking all serious, she is now begging me not to go home and to stay indefinitely , she says she will pay for everything, she earns about £80k a year, and the house was all paid for so no mortgage etc but i bring her down to earth and tell her chill if she felt the same way in a few weeks maybe i would comeback for a weekend or something ( i was hoping we'd get Ajax in the last 16) so on the tuesday she's all emotional as we walk round den bosch for something to do and i start to like the look of the place and the people are so friendly a bit like Toxteth if you know what i mean......... eventually time was catching us up and we set off for schipoll .........everything goes fine and we say our goodbyes and i get home...............once at home i'm soon in father mode ....... the lads mam is giving me stick but i just tell her to do one and he comes to stay at mine for the week........a week or so passes and even though we spoke on the phone i wasn't really that bothered about going back over to see her, i knew if i did i wouldnt come back, its a scouse thing we like to see the world like the irish i think, the thought of having to talk to my mates about Leon Osmans win ratio wasnt that appealing anymore though so i do start to get itch feet........FINAL CHAPTER :
So i get back into the swings of things and about 3 weeks later have to go to Eindhoven for a business course.....i arrange a few extra days and pop across to see Anna, it was like we have never been apart and it was a wonderful feeling to be back with her.........cut a long story a bit shorter as im sure your as bored as me typing this we travel back and to for a few months and then i go over and live with her for 4 years and we moved back over here after that.........i married Anna in 2011 and we plan to move back to Holland in 2018.in tears here.
Great story @johnnyT thanks for sharing. Are you still moving back to Holland this year?
things are on hold atm mate
‘As much use as Jordan Henderson in a 4 on 2 breakaway’