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Is the UK finished?

Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by johnnyT, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. johnnyT

    johnnyT Banned

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    @Monkey you remind me of Ricky Gervais in the ' after life'
     
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    That’s nothing new it happens nearly weekly.


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  3. The Unbeliever

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    Jeez where to start. :whistle

    You could wake up in the morning and be totally oblivious to the fact that the people running the country didn't know wtf they were doing.
    You could play football in the street not to mention the local park.
    You could have unprotected sex without worrying it was going to kill you or even worse catch something that would make your dick drop off.
    You could openly drink in pubs whilst underage.
    You could actually drive somewhere sure in the knowledge that not only would you arrive on time but you'd never be in a f*****g traffic jam.
    You didn't have to be rich to use the trains.
    You didn't have to be rich to watch football.
    You could get thrown out of football grounds without being charged or banned for life.
    You could get thrown out of football grounds and simply pay to get in another part of the ground.
    You could get punched by a police officer when acting like a dick without people getting their knickers in a twist.
    You could actually punch a policeman and given you were fast enough get away with it.
    You could drive for months with an appropriately coloured jar lid stuck to your windscreen instead of a tax disc.
    You could lie your balls off to anyone in authority without it being instantly checkable.
    You could disappear all day without your parents hyperventilating and phoning the police.
    You could actually say you'd missed a call and were out.

    I'll stop there and let some off the other old gits on here have a go. ;)
     
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    Spot on thread from Johnny as always.
     
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  5. Leo

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    Okey doke....You could have a drink of....let's say Captain Morgans spiced rum & diet coke & have a bit of banter with someone else mentioning said drink without some panty pisser jumping on their own ego inflated bandwagon grumping like a twat that because said Captain Morgans spiced rum is not to their liking they feel they have to vent their dislike akin to....well let's just say a panty pisser!.....;)
     
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  6. The Unbeliever

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    tbh not in the pubs I used to frequent, anything other than a pint in your hand you were liable to get punched. :laugh:

    btw has someone upset you ?. :hiding
     
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    Got this so called shit thread to 3 pages though ;)
     
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    Finnish? No, we are an independent nation....
     
  9. Leo

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    Spit and sawdust were they ?.....:laugh:

    Certainly not.....panty pissers are of no consequence.....;)....walk in the park.....:laugh:
     
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    Nobody should be shooting up schools or shooting anybody else for that matter.
     
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    U could buy a pint for under a quid
     
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    RedDevilsShinja End Forced Debt + Fiat. Return to Gold

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    We would still be able to if it wasn't for the ****ing government :no:
     
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    People dropping dead in the streets with polio but they never complained about it. Could leave your front door open because you had f*ck all worth pinching. Ah. The fackin good ol days.
     
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    You could kill children at the moors and dump them there with little chance of getting caught.
     
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    True it's far better these days when you don't even have to be unhealthy to drop dead in the street, just step out the door and get f*****g stabbed to death. :laugh:
     
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    You could decide on the day of a game whether you were going to the match
    You could smoke in pubs
    You could smoke on buses
    You could smoke in your car
    You could have a scrap in town and not fear getting stabbed or jumped on by 20 ket wigged teenage wannabe gangsters
    You could approach a girl in a pub/club without getting weird looks as if youre a ****ing rapist, killer, etc
    You could walk a few hundred yards and find a local pub before all the ****ers closed
    You could sit in pub/club/house/party and just talk without the need to sit there checking messages, etc on your/their phone
    You could watch the footy scores on teletext
    You could enjoy Cup Final day with all the build up on Grandstand or World of Sport
    You could watch boxing, cricket, tennis, formula 1 and several other sports for free on terrestial TV
    You could go the bookies and not have the distraction of billions of slots, roulette, fake racing, etc machines...cant stand bookies now, used to love them
    You could go a day without the need to check your facebook/twitter/forums/social media
     
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    You can still smoke in your own car.

    I don't think teletext scores is something to be nostaligic about. I can watch any goal moments after it's been scored now :laugh:
     
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    I thought smoking was banned in your car? OK scrap that one

    Teletext was ****ing great, loved the simplicity of it :laugh:
     
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    Only if you're givbing someone under 18 a ride, I think.

    There was an element of drama as you waited for the numbers to count up to your page, sometimes skipping over. Otherwise, I'm much happier being able to watch the actual goals as they fly in.
     
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