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Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by johnnyT, Jan 5, 2018.

  1. Leo

    Leo Enter Sandman

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    Harsh mate...harsh.
     
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    Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

    Acne waits until your a teenager before coming all over your face.
     
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    Remember when you got upset over jokes about Madeleine McCann?
     
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    johnnyT Registered User

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    Yes i do your point is?
     
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    BoroWill Registered User

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    Michael Jackson probably ruined her
     
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    johnnyT Registered User

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    He was gay though wasnt he?
     
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    Every hole is a goal
     
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  8. Muller

    Muller Fun Bobby

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    What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and The Pope?
     
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    BleedsIsDead “Teams like Brighton”

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    The pope isn’t chained up in my basement with an arse load of cum?



    I mean, I don’t know.
     
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    Muller Fun Bobby

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    The pope died a virgin.
     
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    BleedsIsDead “Teams like Brighton”

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    Oh. Close.
     
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    I thought catholics were all peados?
     
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    I think muller was just talking about his arse virginity
     
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    Pagnell Boring. Apparently.

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    What do you call a hen looking at a piece of lettuce?

    Chicken caesar salad.
     
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    BleedsIsDead “Teams like Brighton”

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    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

    Gag
     
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    One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
    The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.
    The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go **** yourself. These are my cookies!"
     
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    BleedsIsDead “Teams like Brighton”

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    In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can buy two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.''

    Those my friends are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
     
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    Bob Marley left Jamaica when he discovered there was

    "No Rum and No Pie."

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