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Reasons to be miserable thread (FML)

Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by TurfMoor-Army, May 5, 2014.

  1. Jezza

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    I need to retire. Hangover as **** and headin into work. **** this bollocks
     
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    I can thoroughly recommend retirement Jezza, best thing since sliced bread.;)
     
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    I am jealous. My old man has unofficially retired at 55. He wakes up at 8am, sits and listens to the radio and reads the paper with his coffee. It sounds great
     
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    The bugger beat me mate, I could only manage semi retirement at 55, liked it so much and fully called it quits 5 years later, that was17 years ago and enjoyed every day since. :salute:
     
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    You’re 72?!
     
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    No RM, I'll be 78 on Sunday, I fully retired aged 60 which was 17 years ago last Christmas. (born 1941)
     
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    Wow. Fair play man.

    My Dad is 66 and he’d never be able to figure out how to use a computer and navigate to this forum so respect for that!
     
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    I went for a run this morning then checked in for a sauna and massage and I felt fantastic .Ive just been in town sitting in the sun having a few scoops with the lads and I've had to come home as I've got these blinding headaches and real persistent spells of dizziness. I think I've possibly over done the whole get back on track routine with too much running this morning,either that or I'm caned after six bottles of Peroni a diagnosis I'm calling highly unlikely.
     
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    Tch, a man of your advanced years shouldn't be doing any of this running malarkey stuff, physical exercise is vastly overrated in my opinion.;)
     
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    It’ll just be your age and not being able to handle the drink anymore :laugh: since I turned 30 I get worse hangovers and can no longer shake them off quickly.
     
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    :laugh:

    It's the heat kid and the fact I still push myself like I'm 21 in every physical pursuit I try ,so I'd rather believe I drank a bad pint if its all the same to you ;)
     
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    :laugh: yeah must have been a bad pint my apologies.
     
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    Of course it was,the very thought it could be anything else ;) I feel great now and I think I will neck a copious amount of JD later to prove I'm still firmly in control............. I'm lying to myself aren't I ?


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    Yes you really are :laugh:
     
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    I am and I'm really good at it :laugh:
     
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    Your poor wife :laugh: I bet you get in some right states.
     
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    I've actually been on my best behaviour since the football season finished ,yesterday was the first planned day out with the lads for weeks. Obviously I can get twisted/bladdered but the wife is in bed by the time I roll through the door in the early hours so Alexa is the one who gets to hear the incoherent ramblings of a sodden old fool. Anyway I blame all the French food she's been feeding me ,its evidently lowering my resistance to alcohol ;)
     
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    Gonna cheat on this wife?
     
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    Oooooh you bitch
     
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    When your doctor refers you to a haemotologist and mentions the L word :(
     

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