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The 'I don't have a girlfriend at the moment collective'

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Ollie, Dec 27, 2007.

  1. RM

    RM Registered User

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    So don't do that. Instant friendzone.
     
  2. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    Yeah they probably think you're a gay best friend.

    I'll take your advice and be laid back, mysterious and interesting. Maybe I'll lose a bit of weight too.
     
  3. RM

    RM Registered User

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    If you're not naturally them things through you're wasting your time. You can't keep up the act forever and the real you will come out. You just need to be yourself from the start.

    But yes, lose some weight you fat f*ckhouse x
     
  4. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    I am naturally like that though.

    And I will, I'm 85 kilos for f*ck sake.
     
  5. RM

    RM Registered User

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    Don't worry, I'm over 100.
     
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    Teenage girls, dude.

    Not all of them are insecure and easily manipulated, but most are. It gets better as you get older. If you go to Uni the social hierarchies are stripped away. That's the biggest thing really, those girls don't really like those dickheads, they're just a bit of fun and good for social status. Don't be bummed out that you're not in on loads of casual meaningless sex at 16/17.
     
  7. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    Agreed with that, but those who aren't are usually the the quiet intelligent girls who sit in a group being all nice in the corner of the gym at break time isolating them selves.

    It just seems silly really, I would never go out with a complete bitch so why do girls go out with complete arseholes? Are they thick or something?
     
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    My boyfriend takes me shopping :bananadance
     
  9. RM

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    It's different when you're a couple.
     
  10. Dez

    Dez Likely to cause offence.

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    This thread got better again.

    Law is a sausagefest. Do History, at my college it's like 3 girls to 1 boy.
     
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    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    I'm not going to take a subject just to get girls :laugh:
     
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    Do History becasue its amazing.
     
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    Dez Likely to cause offence.

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    ^

    You're such a teenage boy, Andrew. Constantly thinking of girls rather than furthering yourself academically.
     
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    saddler_andy Jurassic Park

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    I have done the shopping with girls and brought little presents and got the instant friendzone!

    Was sad times, I then did the relationship and got cheated on because of MW2 :laugh:
     
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    Tbf, you're here right now pining over girls who clearly don't give a shit about you. I did the exact same thing at your age and regret it. Those intelligent girls? Go for them. Don't do what I did and get hung up on the opinions of my dipshit mates if I went out with an unpopular girl.

    Obviously find one that's decent looking first. That can be tricky with the quiet groups, it's amazing how looks play such a huge part in social standing.

    :laugh: expand?
     
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    saddler_andy Jurassic Park

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    I had been brought MW2 shortly after its release, I then learnt how to make my xbox connect to the internet.

    I was on it for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours!

    The girlfriend at the time got a job at Asda over Christmas, she was saying how this cleaner said he liked her and he had her favourite car. So Christmas comes round and I buy her a BB (all the rage at the time) spend my last £200 on her, all the time still playing MW2. The 28th comes round and I miss a call from her, because I'm in the middle of an important round of SnD!

    I get a text later that evening saying I can't do this yadayada, and she runs off with this Asda cleaning bellend.
     
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    DonnyOsmond I. R. BABOON

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    saddler_andy Jurassic Park

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    BlackBerry.
     
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    DonnyOsmond I. R. BABOON

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    Wow. I'm dumb.
     
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