Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by johnnyT, Apr 13, 2018.
A wound infection after an operation. Had my appendix removed and the wound got infected. Genuinely never smelt a worse smell.
I had a cyst removed from the back of my neck a few years back, it had become infected (thanks to my dickhead doctor telling me it was ok and not to worry about it, surgeon told me if I left it much longer I could have been in serious trouble healthwise) and absolutely reeked when the surgeon cut into it.
When I was plumbing in another life, solidified piss. A urinal blocked as it was out of use for a while and the waste pipe wasn't fitted with a downward slope. When I cut into the pipe I threw up immediately. Never experienced anything close to that.
I had the misfortune of walking past an open sewer that was being worked on and the same thing happened to me. My mate with me at the time was also struggling. Unbelievably the workmen didn't seem phased by the smell. I can imagine that piss is awful.
I used to pull rank on turd alert down drains as I was a heating engineer rather than a plumber. Sometimes it was unavoidable though. I certainly don't miss it
The drains are disgusting, but the main sewers that are acessed by the manhole are ten times worse.
I remember going to the bogs at Leeds festival about 12 years ago.
It was basically a swimming pool-sized hole in the ground that you shat or pissed through a hole into. You had to hold your breath going in or you would puke up.
The same as the toilets at Reading. Absolutely horrendous BUT at least it provided the superb festival tradition of having some unbelievably pissed guy tell you “yeah, apparently some guy was on Ket last night and jumped in to the toilets and drowned” at some point over the weekend.
Every year, without fail
Leeds fest did have poo girl though, verified
Horrid isn't it? Mine burst the sutures and was leaking thick manky brown stuff. Put my recovery time from about 1-2 weeks to around 6-8 weeks.
A sweaty minge isn’t great tbf.
one of my shits after having a nandos.