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Vanity

Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by Jezza, Mar 8, 2019.

  1. Jezza

    Jezza Registered User

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    How vain are you? How often do you get groomed and all that bollocks? Whose going to own up to using sunbeds?

    I go to the barbers every week or oncea fortnight, thats the height of it. An ex tried to get me on the sunbeds and to get waxed. It clearly didnt happen. Melter.
     
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  2. Panja

    Panja From a land down under

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    I'm a good looking bloke for my age but I've never made a fuss. My hair only gets combed when I get it cut, I don't buy any products apart from deodorant and I buy clothes only when the existing ones are falling off me..
     
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    I'm fastidious with my personal hygiene, so much so that I bathe every month.

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  4. Taffy

    Taffy C'mon you reds.

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    Burn easy so a tan is out of the question, sunbeds therefore have never appealed to me.

    Fake tan looks stupid.

    Like to dress smart, no scruffy trainers for me

    Don't have to worry about hair care as balder than Kojak.

    Shower twice and day and like to smell sweet and lovely.
     
  5. NotsoPosh

    NotsoPosh Registered User

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    I often get mistaken for Frank Gallagher from Shameless.

    I not know why I'm even reading such a thread :partyanimal
     
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    Get my hair cut every 3 weeks, go for the occasional sun bed (especially during the winter), do my eyebrows, keep my facial hair trimmed to a certain length every few days, shave my chest and trim my leg hair when I get a bit too ape-like and follow a vigorous facial cleansing routine. Pretty vain
     
  7. PorkchopExpress

    PorkchopExpress The Blackfish

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    Normally I don't care, as long as I look clean. I wear garish trainers and tees/sweatshirts, usually representing my favourite pop culture references.

    The only time I put in any effort is if I'm out at night with friends, or at an event with a camera. But that effort is more because I am representing others, rather than because I want to look good.
     
  8. Leo

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    Vanity ? What is this phenomenon ?
     
  9. Monkey

    Monkey Monkey see, Monkey do.

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    I like to stay well groomed.

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  10. Tomohawk

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    Go to the barber's when my hair needs cutting and I shave my bollocks now and again. Other than that I generally dress in the first clothes I pluck from the wardrobe (taking into consideration the weather of course) and then find a pair of shoes/trainers to go with the clothes.
     
  11. Monkey

    Monkey Monkey see, Monkey do.

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    I've shaved all my pubes off before to make my willy look bigger before I went on a date. (Thought I might get lucky)

    Itchy as **** when they start to grow back. Looked like I had crabs I was scratching that much!
     
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    I have to be careful when shaving my pubes in case I mistake my willy for a pube. Nice to be able to see it once the hair is gone though
     
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    Catching ones ballbag inbetween the teeth of a trimmer is an unpleasant experience
     
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    ITFC Jez Moderator
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    There's a Mum at my son's school who thinks she's somebody special and superior to everyone else who wears excessive fake tan.

    I keep thinking "tango, tango, tango".
     
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  15. Monkey

    Monkey Monkey see, Monkey do.

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    i love a prick now and then tbf
     
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    I get my hair cut every 5 years or so.

    Maybe trim my beard every 6 months
     
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    JTC77 Ugistered Reser

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    So basically a Metrosexual? Nothing wrong with that, I'm just gobsmacked as I always thought you were an old fashioned elderly guy. I shouldn't predict a books cover by the content.

    I get my hair cut every 5 or 6 weeks, trim my beard once a week, but other than my private area I never trim anywhere else. I do keep clean though and like nice clothes, but no facial cleansing, other than soap, water and aftershave.
     
  19. Leo

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    Back door butcher......:laugh:
     
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    Aye pretty gay mate.
     
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