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Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by Jezza, Mar 8, 2019.

  1. Realist6

    Realist6 Registered User

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    Haha nah I’m 22 and fairly metrosexual when it comes to grooming etc. Personality not so much
     
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  2. Monkey

    Monkey Monkey see, Monkey do.

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    George Clooney?
     
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    I'm only joking mate
     
  4. Fo Shizzle

    Fo Shizzle Rising...

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    How much can hair possibly grow in a week or two?

    As for me, I have a big basket of toiletries in the bathroom and have a routine before work...teeth, mouthwash, moisturiser, hair wax, hair spray, deodorant and aftershave. Have a few items for everyday use and a few that are for going out etc.

    Shave once a week. Not proper shaving though...more a stubble trim. Haven't been clean shaven in years.

    I have used sunbeds before but I am quite fair so I find before I go on holiday it's best to have some sort of tan so I don't burn to a complete crisp. Used to wax my back but not had it done in about ten years. Married now so stuff like that matters less to me.
     
  5. Monkey

    Monkey Monkey see, Monkey do.

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    Good point! I definitely think peole let themselves go a bit when they are are married or in a long term relationship.
     
  6. Realist6

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    I get mine cut so regularly because I have that horrible dead straight hair that just grows outwards, not downwards, which makes the sides look like little fluffballs when it grows out a bit, I just get it faded down to 0
     
  7. AlissonWonderland

    AlissonWonderland Slumdog Mignolet

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    Haircut every 6 weeks, beard trim once a month and that usually leads to a trim of the pubic region, as well as a quick blitz of the arsehole and general undercarriage. In fashion terms i used to be a bit of a mod but now I don't care anymore. As someone said earlier, tend to pick anything out of the wardrobe as long as it's weather specific and doesn't make me look like a total spiv.
     
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  8. Leo

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    So many people obsessed with shaving/trimming their pubes....Hmmm!
     
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    Was Hmmm for the shaving noise?

    Nice touch.
     
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    AlissonWonderland Slumdog Mignolet

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    It's a mixture of hygiene and manners. From the hygiene perspective I find trimming he hair down there means I get less sweaty. On the flip side I'm polite snd don't want Mrs W to have to pick my short and curly's out of her molars.
     
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    I did this once and it was horrendous. I suddenly found out how sweaty my arse could get. One cheek was literally sliding over the other as I was walking. Felt very strange
     
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    Went to a new barbers today.One of them Turkish ones where you get shaved if u want.

    Decent tbf but only had my hair done.

    £11 quid though **** that
     
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  13. Leo

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    A good scrub down below in the shower is good enough pour moi mate. I've never used a razor/trimmer lower than my neck. Never got any complaints from any burds when I was single that decided to venture south.


    :laugh:.....Reminds me of a course I was on many years ago. There was a lass who had a bit of a reputation & someone would shout at her...Ruth, you shaved your gums yet ?
     
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  14. Leo

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    When my hair trimmer was goosed I went to one up here...£14 the bastard took. Won't be back.
     
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    Around 13 quid is the going rate round here for a decent cut
     
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    Only buy good clobber, get my hair cut once a fortnight, shave beard every Friday eve/Saturday morning and make sure I don’t smell. Apart from that, don’t go out my way with owt so not vain. Already know i’m a good looking lad.
     
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    I use tweezers for my eyebrows but for everything else I’m not that bothered. Wouldn’t say I pamper myself at all. People do regularly ask me how my skin is so smooth, I just say I’m not a smelly bastard and wash my face like a normal person. :laugh:


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    Nobody mentioned nose or ear hair yet? I'm 35 and its out of control. Gotta get the trimmers out once a month.
     
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    Wait until you're my age mate those ear hairs really grow wild including from the top of my ears. :rolleyes
     
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    From the top of your ears? Thats just weird and you should probably visit your GP.
     

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