23/24 Premier League Predictions

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  1. Pagnell

    Pagnell MISERABLE C**T

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    Champions

    Launderers #1

    Europe

    Launderers #1
    Liverpool
    Arsenal
    United
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    Launderers #2

    Relegated


    Forest
    Luton
    Wolves

    Surprise package

    Brentford

    Top goalscorer


    Haaland

    First manager sacked


    O'Neil
     
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    Jason Spurs optimist

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    We'll finish below City, Liverpool, Arsenal, United and Chelsea but I think our struggles are greatly exaggerated. I think the league as a whole looks quite weak next year.

    Kane is irreplaceable but I still expect us to finish around the top 6 tbh. No European football will be a massive advantage over the likes of Villa and Newcastle who took up two of those spots last season. West Ham will also have European football again this season.

    Ange will get us playing football, creating more chances and hopefully the goals will be spread around a bit more than they were last season. Richarlison, Son and Kulusevski will probably all have better seasons than the last campaign and Maddison should chip in with his share of goals too which we've lacked from our midfield.

    At the very least I think we qualify for Europe this season which will be an improvement on last. Any lower than 7th and Ange will be out of a job
    and rightly so. Even without Kane we're better than the majority in this division. I can't really fathom how any of that "top 6 / super six" finish bottom half and with the exception of Chelsea I don't think any of them have finished lower than 8th in recent times.
     
  3. TheWizard

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    Champions

    Arsenal

    Europe

    Arsenal
    City
    United
    Liverpool

    Relegated

    Wolves
    Luton
    Forest

    Surprise package

    Richarlison

    Top goalscorer


    Haaland

    First manager sacked


    **** knows.
     
  4. Pagnell

    Pagnell MISERABLE C**T

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    Richarlison being anything other than mediocrity personified will certainly be a surprise to everyone.
     
  5. Jason

    Jason Spurs optimist

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    Brazil's #9 to win the golden boot I reckon :D
     
  6. TheWizard

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    This is his big chance now, and he will have some great service around him so I think he will do very well.
     
  7. Pagnell

    Pagnell MISERABLE C**T

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    I don't. He's shit.

    Wrong country mate, Nunez is from Uraguay.
     
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    Agreed.

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    Champions

    city

    Europe

    CL Arsenal
    CL villa for the laugh
    CL United
    CL Liverpool (could be 5th place could be europa league winners etc england will have 5 spots though imo

    EL: chelsea

    ECL: Spurs

    Relegated
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    Luton
    sheff utd

    Surprise package
    Forest everyone has them to go down. I'm thinking midtable for no particular reason than they have continutity now.

    Top goalscorer
    Haaland - not hard is it?

    First manager sacked
    Moyes: I'm convinced they want him gone and any short bad run will do.
     
  10. Lugna rambler

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    I think its to do with heart and focus. If a club culls the manager quick enough they can put the fear back into players. Cehsela with that silly caretaker stuff drove themsevles to bottom half.

    My view on your plight is that your first 11 is probably "fine" you could do with a CB. Theres plenty there in the forwards and attacking full backs to score but that goals agaisnt column was what really cost you.
     
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    European champions league
    Man utd
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    Chelsea

    Europa cup
    Aston Villa

    Relegated

    Sheff utd
    Luton
    Wolves

    Surprise package

    Burnley

    Top Goalscorer
    Haaland

    First manager sacked

    O'Neil
     
  12. GrantCFC

    GrantCFC Born is the King

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    Think there are question marks throughout. Biggest ones are ourselves and United.
     
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    Trying to predict things is a bit of a fools errand with 3 weeks of the window left, but assuming we're losing caicedo I'd be delighted if we manage to get anywhere close to a top half finish. More interested in the Europa League this season to be honest
     
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    Defence isn't great but I kind of expect us to concede fewer goals just because we won't spent 90 minutes defending every week as we were under Mourinho and Conte.
     
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    Gal_P The Special One

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    Don’t start this…
     
  16. Jason

    Jason Spurs optimist

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    I'm allowed to say it :D
     
  17. Super_horns

    Super_horns WATFORD Till I Die
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    Is this the season a 5th team will potentially get a spot in the Champions league as part of UEFA’s Champions league expansion which sees more teams get in and extra games ?
     
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    Should cut the numbers tbf
     
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    Super_horns WATFORD Till I Die
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    Well yes but football is all about money so who cares if the players are having to play too much so long as the revenue comes in.

    They are just used as collateral damage.
     
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    No Kopite worth his salt 'ever' predicts anything less than first.

    Liverpool
    City
    Arsenal
    United

    Relegated
    Wolves
    Burnley
    Sheffield United
     
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