Greenham Common carpet muncher - 6/5 TOTP, 16/1 bar The regular most people would like to be promoted to mod - 11/4 Arkwright, 6/1 Zippy, 17/1 RLJ 'Northern goat face with a penchant for shagging fresians award' - 11/10 R&WP, 10/1 bar CA Right wing poster of the year - 5/4 on RLJ, 3/1 Zippy, 9/2 Awec 10/1 bar CA Left wing poster of the year - 4/1 JH1980, 6/1 Merseygirl, 10/1 Ritchie Poster most likely to have an arse full of wood splinters - 3/1 R&WP User most likely to be Mugabe? 6/7 TLC, 4/1 Zippy, 9/2 Scouse Eddy Overseas poster of the year – The deluded foreigner award - No odds posted The step away from the keyboard award for sustained and unstoppable outrage - No odds posted The Golden Rod award for fishing dangerous waters in the face of CA outrage - 7/2 Arkwright User most likely to only be pretending to be male - 2/11 Merseyboyred Most likeable CA Poster - 3/1 Ritchie, 7/2 Taffy, 9/1 Arkwright, 16/1 RLJ Most serious CA poster - Evens Copacetic Funniest CA poster - No odds posted Upin Arms poster of the year - No odds posted Best Flood This youngster - 11/4 Teabag, 4/1 Kiz, 16/1 TVR The 'I want to be Blowfeld No odds posted
Kiz ... sweetie pie, you do realise that France has more nuclear warhead equipped both at land and sea missiles than the whole UK naval fleet.......
News headlines.... Odds on RLJ as "Right Wing Poster of the year" have shortened following his attack on the NHS Kiz said to be "close to launching invasion of France" in bid for Flood This youngster fame WHL Dreams becomes new contender for Golden Rod award
News headlines...News headlines...News headlines...News headlines...News headlines... Arkwright threatens to "turn up heat" in bid for Most likeable poster category JH1980 also named in "Golden Rod" award race Tshabalala said to be "confident" of Youngster award
News headlines...News headlines...News headlines...News headlines...News headlines... TLC's failure to play down "Mugabe" claims lead to heavy betting Merseyboyred reveals favourite shade of Lipstick Crstig becomes strong contender in Right Wing poster award following attacks on latest unemployment figures....
R&WP are you taking bets on the member to obtain the highest number of votes overall? Need to see some odds please
Member to poll highest overall number of votes in any single category Zippy, Evens RLJ, WHL Dreams, 11/10 TOTP 5/4 JH1980, Arkwright, Taffy, Merserygirl, Scouse Eddy, 5/2 R&WP, Crstig, Ritchie_50, 3/1 TLC, Tshabalala, 8/1 Kiz, 9/1 Copacetic, Shake, 16/1 Tottivillarossi 20/1
Either give me 24 hours notice or you just hate gingers....Got you in my gun-sight now sunbeam watch your every move when you actually venture outside...
News headlines...News headlines...News headlines...News headlines...News headlines... Arkwright fails late fitness test. Gert expected to increase training regime TooOldTooPogo "quietly confident" about Carpet Muncher award Taffy expected to do well in "Most likeable CA Poster" category No word yet from the JH1980 camp on plans for "Left wing poster" campaign
If anybody not sure about what to get R&WP as a christmas present.....a safe bet would be a pair of heavy duty tweezers!