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"The Upin Arms"

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Pazz_AFCB, Feb 9, 2010.

  1. Pazz_AFCB

    Pazz_AFCB Lad.

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    This has 17 likes on my status and I've only had it up since this morning!

    The Labour Party have changed their emblem from a rose to a condom as it more accurately reflects the Labour governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security whilst you are actually being ****ed..

    :D
     
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  2. JoeH.

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    :laugh: Very good!
     
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    Chelseafan101 Ruining accas since 1905

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    Bleak likes this.
     
  5. Zak

    Zak Sup

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    :laugh:

    Very funny and true.
     
  6. Tshabs

    Tshabs Fears Heights

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    Inspired much by Mogambo... :whistle
     
  7. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    The Conservative Party have changed their emblem from a daft-looking tree to a dildo as it more accurately reflects the Opposition's political stance. A dildo is shaky, promises more than it delivers, destroys the next generation, thinks it's better than a prick and gives you a sense of contentment whilst you are actually being ****ed by a plastic.

    (that'd be my idea of balance :thumb )

    (all very good though :) )
     
  8. R&WP

    R&WP Registered User

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    :laugh:

    I thought you'd gone missing. I was about to send out a search party.
     
  9. crstig

    crstig The ShowStopper

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    Very good people.
     
  10. Pazz_AFCB

    Pazz_AFCB Lad.

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    :thumb
     
  11. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    It was my birthday yesterday, I booked the day off :thumb
     
  12. R&WP

    R&WP Registered User

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    Ah, of course. The big three O! Got a sore head have we?
     
  13. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    Shhh, I might have to act my age now! :hide

    No sore head - went out last weekend and got one of those, but I had a good day ta :)
     
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    tottivillarossi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Wheeyyy budumtish.
     
  15. pvm66

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    No need for that at all JH. I think its fair to say we all expect (nay demand) much more of the same from you.:thumb

    Belated happy birthday buddy.:Banana:
     
  16. crstig

    crstig The ShowStopper

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    30? :confused

    Based on his views I would have guessed 17 year old A level student. ;)

    Happy Birthday JH.
     
  17. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    Cheers PVM, Crstig.
     
  18. Pazz_AFCB

    Pazz_AFCB Lad.

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    I'm an 18 year old politics student at P*rt*m*ut* uni and I aint no liberal/socialist/silly billy. :p
     
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    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    Portsmouth Uni eh? *flushes chain*

    :funslap

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