R&WPs Bookies - Latest odds Greenham Common carpet muncher - 1/12 TOTP, 50/1 bar (Stewards enquiry if any other result) The regular most people would like to be promoted to mod - 11/5 Arkwright, 7/1 Zippy, 20/1 RLJ, 100/1 JH1980 'Northern goat face with a penchant for shagging fresians award' - Evens R&WP, 16/1 bar CA Right wing poster of the year - 11/10 on RLJ, 2/1 Zippy, Crstig 4/1, 11/2 Awec 12/1 bar CA Left wing poster of the year - 5/1 JH1980, 6/1 Ritchie, 9/1 Merseygirl Poster most likely to have an arse full of wood splinters - 2/1 R&WP, 23/1 bar User most likely to be Mugabe? 2/5 TLC, 7/1 Zippy, 12/1 Scouse Eddy Overseas poster of the year – Evens Zippy, RLJ, 7/4, Sandsy 12/1, The Golden Rod award for fishing dangerous waters face of CA outrage - 3/1 Arkwright, 5/1 WHL Dreams, 17/1 bar User most likely to only be pretending to be male - Odds withdraw. Merseyboyred only runner Most likeable CA Poster - 2/1 Ritchie, 4/1 Taffy, 10/1 Arkwright, 20/1 RLJ Most serious CA poster - 4/9 Copacetic Best Flood This youngster - 3/1 Teabag, 4/1 Kiz, 16/1 TVR, 25/1 Sandsy
South Coast Derby Celebratory Offer this weekend. Whisky - £1 Rum - £1 Fish (that hasn't been raped by Pompey fans) and chips - £1.50
Time to haul your sorry ass back to the Springfield Retirement Castle Why you little...! *garrotte* France is lovely. However, it could be improved by deporting most of the French
In case I do not return before the festivities begin I bid all Upin Armers a very merry christmas, even the poxy left wing nutjob ones and yes, even you JH1980. That is of course provided you celebrate the holiday and you don't intend to spend it protesting against the imperial capitalist regime that is making so many turkeys pay for the mistakes of the financial sector by stripping their pensions, salarys, feathers and heads. Flaming tree huggers. Hippy tree huggers! Away with ye!
There are plenty of underpopulated countries that wouldn't thank us one bit! AWEC - I celebrate Christmas, albeit not particularly in a "birth of Our Lord" kinda way
Good. Hopefully Christmas, January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July and so on until December 2099 are protest free times for you. The trees are able to protect themselves, they do not need your continual hugging and showings of affection. Badumtish, it's christmas, woopedy willow.
Don't be fooled by the odds.....surely nobody in their right mind would want me to become a mod? BTW......hold those odds........I've seen Sid on the film and tv thread......I swear!
Ah yes. I see now. Looks like he just wanted to pick up where he left off. He was just saving time by insulting everyone in one go
I see Barnsley has moved. He must have, it says "God's own country" on his wossname. With the best will in the world I can't see the almighty living in Hoyland or Hemsworth .