"The Upin Arms"

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  1. R&WP

    R&WP Registered User

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    R&WPs Bookies - Latest odds

    Greenham Common carpet muncher - 1/12 TOTP, 50/1 bar (Stewards enquiry if any other result)

    The regular most people would like to be promoted to mod - 11/5 Arkwright, 7/1 Zippy, 20/1 RLJ, 100/1 JH1980

    'Northern goat face with a penchant for shagging fresians award' - Evens R&WP, 16/1 bar

    CA Right wing poster of the year - 11/10 on RLJ, 2/1 Zippy, Crstig 4/1, 11/2 Awec 12/1 bar

    CA Left wing poster of the year - 5/1 JH1980, 6/1 Ritchie, 9/1 Merseygirl

    Poster most likely to have an arse full of wood splinters - 2/1 R&WP, 23/1 bar

    User most likely to be Mugabe? 2/5 TLC, 7/1 Zippy, 12/1 Scouse Eddy

    Overseas poster of the year – Evens Zippy, RLJ, 7/4, Sandsy 12/1,

    The Golden Rod award for fishing dangerous waters face of CA outrage - 3/1 Arkwright, 5/1 WHL Dreams, 17/1 bar

    User most likely to only be pretending to be male - Odds withdraw. Merseyboyred only runner

    Most likeable CA Poster - 2/1 Ritchie, 4/1 Taffy, 10/1 Arkwright, 20/1 RLJ

    Most serious CA poster - 4/9 Copacetic

    Best Flood This youngster - 3/1 Teabag, 4/1 Kiz, 16/1 TVR, 25/1 Sandsy
     
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  2. crstig

    crstig The ShowStopper

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    South Coast Derby Celebratory Offer this weekend.

    Whisky - £1

    Rum - £1

    Fish (that hasn't been raped by Pompey fans) and chips - £1.50
     
  3. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    Time to haul your sorry ass back to the Springfield Retirement Castle :hmmm

    Why you little...! *garrotte*

    France is lovely. However, it could be improved by deporting most of the French :whistle
     
  4. Rich_Le_John

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    :laugh::laugh:

    :laugh::laugh:

    Brilliant stuff.
     
  5. pickles

    pickles Davy Cameron's 3rd nipple

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    In case I do not return before the festivities begin I bid all Upin Armers a very merry christmas, even the poxy left wing nutjob ones and yes, even you JH1980.

    That is of course provided you celebrate the holiday and you don't intend to spend it protesting against the imperial capitalist regime that is making so many turkeys pay for the mistakes of the financial sector by stripping their pensions, salarys, feathers and heads.

    Flaming tree huggers. Hippy tree huggers! Away with ye!
     
  6. Kiz

    Kiz Registered User

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    :laugh:

    Where would you send them though?
     
  7. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    There are plenty of underpopulated countries that wouldn't thank us one bit! :hmmm :duke

    AWEC - I celebrate Christmas, albeit not particularly in a "birth of Our Lord" kinda way ;)
     
  8. pickles

    pickles Davy Cameron's 3rd nipple

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    Good.

    Hopefully Christmas, January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July and so on until December 2099 are protest free times for you. The trees are able to protect themselves, they do not need your continual hugging and showings of affection.

    Badumtish, it's christmas, woopedy willow. :)
     
  9. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    Don't be fooled by the odds.....surely nobody in their right mind would want me to become a mod?:laugh:

    BTW......hold those odds........I've seen Sid on the film and tv thread......I swear!:hmmm
     
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  10. Tshabs

    Tshabs Fears Heights

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    Sid has indeed made a sensationally timed comeback.
     
  11. Rich_Le_John

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    Where the f**k is Sid then?
     
  12. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    Heard rumours he is now living in Cudworth......eats tripe and has a Barnsley twang!:whistle
     
  13. R&WP

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    Whats this about Sid being back?
     
  14. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    He's back...not been in here though!......see FT.....he started his own thread.
     
  15. R&WP

    R&WP Registered User

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    Ah yes. I see now.

    Looks like he just wanted to pick up where he left off. He was just saving time by insulting everyone in one go :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    Where Is the voting on 'One most likely to be a ******* on lager and prescribed drug's?'
     
  17. zippy

    zippy The friendly Fascist

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    I see Barnsley has moved.
    He must have, it says "God's own country" on his wossname. With the best will in the world I can't see the almighty living in Hoyland or Hemsworth :laugh:.
     
  18. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    Why should we start up an award just to make sure you get one?:whistle
     
  19. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    It says county......you illiterate teutonic twat!:roflmao
     
  20. R&WP

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    Ay oop Lad
     

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