ever been a mess? like a big big mess? really big mess? last week my mothers cousin came down. n shes the kinda fit blonde relation who i have had dreams about! u all know wot im on about!! neway while she was down, she n my mum went out, sumwhere sh*te! i had the whole house 2 myself me being 17 n all, n since my misses left me 2 weeks ago, feeling a bit deprived decided 2 go in2 her room, n i kinda fell in2 her bag!: i had a look as i had just fallen and 2 my amazment saw wot must have been about 7 inches at least! (if u havent worked it out, it was a dildo) then i went thro her bra n thongs n everyhthin else! if u r starting 2 think im a bit sick or a bit ****ed up u better not read on!! neway as i hadent had a w*nk in about 3 days i wipped it out n started 2 have a gr8 tug. wot a tug i can tell u! then all of a sudden, megger bang! (if u havent worked it out i cummed so much it went fu*king everywhere!!) everywhere being, everywhere in her bag basically, n everywhere in the room almost! lol thats when i went bonkers! i ran downstrairs in just my shirt, everythin dangling! with the bag straight 2 the sink! chucked the tap on n cleaned everythin with the scrubbing brush! lol once i had cleaned it all up i had 2 rinse everythin. as i was quite short of time i had 2 revert 2 ringin everythin dry with my hands. so there was i with her knickers n thongs n everythin else praying 2 god they would dry quickly, chucking them round the kitchen basically 2 get them dry! as im 1 of those lucky lucky sods my mother n the blonde didnt come back till well after i had cleaned up, n i was safe. safe from the humiliation of my mother walking in the house with me holding 1 of her cousins thongs in the air n my tool haning! lol
Stid told me at the weekend and i pissed myself at it then so i'm now in the position to laugh at you publically
if i knew u i would let u shake my hand! if u would let my hand touch urs tho is another thing! lol im not sure of her exact age, i would say mid 30's!!
How did you get the bras and knickers dry? If you just rung them out they must've been a bit damp still, and smelt of sperm.
i was quite lucky actually, like i said they didnt come back a few hours after i had the accident so they dried off. (thank god in the sun!!) we dont have much sun down here in wales! lol
