22. Scottish User Of The Year WINNER = DIGITAL TWISTED - 30.4% I'd like to thank God, my mum, my dad, my sister, my agent larry, my producer kevin and everyone else who im forgetting who made this possible. It's been a good a year and this has capped it off for me. Thank you everyone, goodnight.
Go stick a rhubarb up yer ringpiece and make it crumble.....You still in Exmouth you poor soul?.....take the water taxi across to Starcross chances are tis my big bruvver that's taking ya there safe and sound......
Not that I'm aware of unless my mother has been a liar all her life then again I've not spoken to my brother in over six months or so....so there is a possibility he gave it up and went back to peeler crab farming as he owns a slab of the Starcross inshore.....Bloody pikey he is too.....
*pats head* Don't you fret young one your time will come you're at this very moment and in the passing days on your way to getting a trial with the infamous Gimps IX which is something to be proud of..... trust me
We don't want to know about you usage of bigboys.com ! EDIT: wonders if he should check this address doesn't actually exist, but then thinks it'd make him look bad either way so does nothing but hopes there is no such thing!