Be careful I am his shield of protection...Kiz like has to take me for walks in the early hours in my custom built 3 metre tank and find a seal or some dumb shit into body board surfing they are easy to spot and munch on
was expecting some shark related debate since Sid returned from the grave......but alas ....he seems reluctant to return to these shark infested waters?
TLD kinda fired a shot over my bow a few weeks back so have tried to keep shark references to a minimum I shall thus call in the Meerkats as they are terrestrial like and mean no harm and will take on a spitting black cobra without prejustice more than our fellow Fringey would sell the Big Issue to pocket 2 pence in his ghetto....
Will there be a proper awards ceremony....with selected celebrities etc doing each individual award....and if so... who will award what?
I just want it to be "proper"........I was thinking somebody like Tommy Walsh could give R&WP his "arse full of splinters" award?
Dunno....but if we leave security to the Tories.....we may need to run more football cards to fund it?
saying you wont win that award would be like saying Hitler wouldn't have won the comedy moustache of world war 2 award!
Don't try cheapen our awards!.......we should be able to get celebs the calibre of Keith Chegwin or Bernie Clifton at least.
Can't get posh paws....but Gordon the gopher has confirmed......and he is willing to present the carpet muncher award!:Banana: