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CA Awards 2012

Discussion in 'Football Forum Awards' started by TLC, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. TLC

    TLC FF's OverWench
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    'Northern goat face with a penchant for shagging fresians award'

    CA Right wing poster of the year

    CA Left wing poster of the year

    CA poster you most often agree with

    The *FAINTS* award for the user you never thought you’d agree with about anything but on one occasion miraculously did

    CA poster you could happily hit with an axe if you knew you wouldn't get found out

    'Sitting the Fence Award' for having an arse full of splinters

    'Deluded foreigner award' - Overseas poster of the year

    The 'Step away from the keyboard award for sustained and unstoppable outrage'

    The Golden Rod award for fishing dangerous waters in the face of CA outrage

    User most likely to only be pretending to be male

    User who would like to be the one tied up in Zippy’s dungeon wearing a gimp mask and ball gag

    Most likeable CA Poster

    Most serious CA poster

    Funniest CA poster

    Upin Arms poster of the year

    Best Flood This youngster who managed to make some sense outside of FT

    The 'I want to be Blowfeld a d take over the world' award for aspirations of world domination

    The 'Under the Afluence of Incahol Award' for late night pickled ramblings

    C/A sex object of the year (added at Arkwright's request)


    All replies to me please, I will collate and post the results in the new year
     
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  2. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    Cue a massive publicity campaign by Taffy for "most likeable poster" in C/A and the forum awards!:laugh:

    I added another category Tracy......up to you if you want it in?:whistle
     
  3. Taffy

    Taffy C'mon you reds.

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    You know me too well fella.
     
  4. R&WP

    R&WP Registered User

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    I just passed a bus on Blackpool promenade, and on the back it says...

    "Vote Taffy, you know it makes sense"
     
  5. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    I've just seen an aeroplane pulling a banner saying the same!:laugh:
     
  6. zippy

    zippy The friendly Fascist

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    I was just in town and these are all over the bloody place ! :
     

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  7. TLC

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    If you're voting in the main awards you should put the upin as the best thread :D

    I should also add that I've just seen a 'Vote Taffy' advert on the FF Advert Banner :eeek
     
  8. SouthendBlue

    SouthendBlue We Could Die Like This

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    You'll never beat Flood This. Resistance is futile.
     
  9. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    You are so tinpot.....you don't even have your own separate awards like C/A!:notlistening
     
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    How old are you tinpot?
     
  11. SouthendBlue

    SouthendBlue We Could Die Like This

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    That's because we get the f*cking clean sweep in the real awards. There's no need for us to have our own.
     
  12. Arkwright

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    No...... they cancelled the dickless romancer award!:laugh:
     
  13. SouthendBlue

    SouthendBlue We Could Die Like This

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    Do you always laugh at your own jokes, or is that just something you do to fill awkward silences?
     
  14. zippy

    zippy The friendly Fascist

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    No, resistance is the act or an instance of resisting or the capacity to resist, says so in the dictionary :party.

    That's because the under fives aren't allowed separate awards in case they are fiddled about with by the Jimmy Savilles while their mums aren't looking.

    We've seen the categories you have a clean sweep in :whistle.
     
  15. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    ....................................................................................................:laugh:
     
  16. Taffy

    Taffy C'mon you reds.

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    We have the equivalent of the Oscars while you make do with a certificate like you get in school for swimming 25 metres. All the top stars will be there in their droves. The Beckham's, George Clooney and Rihanna will be just a few of the famous there while you have Jedward and a Jimmy Saville lookalike.
     
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    And a Michael Jackson impersonator !
     
  18. TLC

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    Gentlemen. You know the children have to have enough awards that they all win something because nobody can be a loser even if they are a loser they get a prize for it saying they're the fluffiest or something :D

    We hovever have catagorys that tell it like it is because we are old enough, wise enough, tough enough and ugly enough to handly the truth :D
     
  19. Taffy

    Taffy C'mon you reds.

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    Yeah going around grabbing one's crotch and going " Ow " while doing that silly backwards walk is real top draw. Going to get my white tuxedo into the dry cleaners for the party of all parties.
     
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    That's why you always ban people who disagrees with you right? ;)
     

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