Different Car brands and their stereotypical drivers

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  1. Hungrover

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    Mini Cooper / Fiat 500 - Try and get a glance over at her, chances are she's quite fit

    Smart Car - Probably a vegetarian

    White Van - give it plenty of room, there's a good chance the occupant(s) is a bit of a hard nut

    BMW X5 / Range Rover Sport - If the driver is a decent looking female between the ages of 25-45, I just assume she's a gold digger who doesn't work :hiding

    Old style Mini - Indie kid




    Any more?
     
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    This is wrong. Redman drives a white van x
     
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    Subaru - Boy racer

    Mini - almost certainly fit

    Porsche Boxter - really wanted to be a success in life, never quite made it, therefore spent their entire life savings on the cheapest model from the cheapest high end car brand in a vain attempt to feel successful.

    Range - Milf. Probably doesn't work, has a rich husband. Cannot drive for shit. Should really be in a Fiat 500.

    Nissan Micra - Old. Will not pass 30mph, even on the motorway.
     
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    Its black actually x
     
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    Black van = Kidnapper, usually seen outside school gates.
     
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    Catches bus = Welsh boy
     
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    Incorrect about the mini, my missus mum drives a new mini and she looks like sam-wise gamge...

    Also any big engine car are business men in a rush who are massive bellends especially on the motorways. Yes SL im looking at you.
     
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    Mercedes - Typical Asian mans car.
     
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    Corsa , angry boy racer types.
     
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    Why do BMW drivers feel that the highway code does not apply to them? They just seem to do their own thing and have no regard for others on the road. Not bothering to use their indicators is just one of them.
     
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    Yeah and Indicator stalks seem to be optional extra's
     
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