Adz, can I just say that this is a legendary thread. You have a knack of starting excellent threads, and this is no different. You deserve to be lauded across FF.
I was thinking of oing a Jonathan Ross and Russel Brand one where theyr on the phone and then the large hole gets filled by complaint letters and they walk across saying 'What number did you say Mr. Sachs lived at?' ... but too much work
Bloody excellent thread, must say i had a few chuckles at some of the improvisation and randomness highlighted in this thread, keep er lit...