FF AWARDS 2009 - RESULTS

It's that time of year again (New Year's Day, I believe), where we find out the results of a collective of awards exclusively for FF Members. Think of that. You're in a secret club in some ways.

The results range from the unsurprising to the baffling. I maybe expected a few more votes, but it was sufficient enough to give a clear winner on most awards, which is lucky because joint winners make it look a mess.

Anyway, without further ado, here are the results, starting with...

Best Newcomer

1 vote for – AJB, Caeser, Easty, Glasgowboy1990, Grimsby Loyal, Keep_Right_On, LUFC Matt, Mackers CFC, Rio_Ferdinand, Steveowlsfan, Tigerkaya, TonybhoyCFC, Valdinho, Wheely Tiger

2 votes for – Clark’s Pie Red, Kiz

3 votes for – NTFC Jamie, RiccardoPiccio

Third – JoeH (4 votes)

Second – Yabba (5 votes)

Winner – Speakers (11 votes)

There were 19 no votes
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Best Signature Maker

1 vote for – Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, **FTM**, philh32, Riggy,

2 votes for – Gibby, OptimusPrime

5 votes for – Chefuberjuice

Third – Skippy (7 votes)

Second – Digital Twisted (11 votes)

Winner – Speakers (14 votes)

There were 17 no votes
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FF Award for Criminal Spelling and Grammar

1 vote for – aaron1867, AdamSkiSTFC, AdzSAFC, All users under 23 , BigBlueMachine, Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, Emprical, fringey, gers_fan1, Ilsinho, Kev-NuFc, King_Kenny, LFCRedFan, LincolnCityFan, Lisbon 67, MFCMark~, MichellesMate, NorthBankWolf, NTFC Jamie, Pijanic, Red Marauder, Rio_Ferdinand, Robert Brown, ShelfsideYido89, The Ned Guy, Tonybhoycfc

2 votes for – Nightmare, superyids, Tom OAFC

Joint Second – Northern Lad and warnocksminder (3 votes each)

Winner – Birkenhead (6 votes)

There were 18 no votes
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User Most Likely to be a Virgin

1 vote for - |Rover|, AdamSkiSTFC, AeroSWFC, Atletico Addick, Crespo, Digital Twisted, Gibby, Golden Palace, Ian_LCFC, Kelly_Owls, Munroe, Never Alone, RD4L, Riggy, Rigoglioso, Rio_Ferdinand, Sacko, SalopAreTheBest, Sandman, Scotty Walds, The_Fuzz

2 votes for – Grimsby Loyal, Skippy, willboy, Yabba

Joint Third – BCFC_Chris, C-T-F-C Warlord, superyids (3 votes each)

Second – C@rl (10 votes)

Winner – DG (11 votes)

There were 4 no votes (A popular award, it seems)
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User Most In Need of a Good Lay

1 vote for – AdamSkiSTFC, AeroSWFC, Atletico Addick, Bakewell Tart, Benzel, BigBlueMachine, Chelsea Blue, Crespo, davidwag, fringey, Gibby, JoeH, Mike_NFFC, Never Alone, PhilJack, Redman, ritchie_50, SalopAreTheBest, Sandman, Scotty Walds, superyids, The Serbinator, The_Fuzz, TLC, Yabba

2 votes for – AdzSAFC, C-T-F-C Warlord, great white, Skippy

3 votes for – BCFC_Chris

4 votes for – jasethevillain

Third – Ian_LCFC (5 votes )

Second – C@rl (6 votes)

Winner – DG (7 votes)

There were 5 no votes
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FF Numpty of the Year (Formerly ‘User Most Likely to be Berks)

1 vote for – ac_me_nan, AJB, Atletico Addick, crstig, Dan Phillips, Emprical, fringey, great white, HKC, Isitbecause, jasethevillain, Jonny27, Lisbon 67, Never Alone, Northern Lad, Pijanic, red n proud, SerbianIron, The C-man, The Serbinator, The Guardian, warnocksminder

2 votes for – BergkampGod, BigBlueMachine, Gibby, JoseTheGod, NTFC Jamie, PhilJack

Joint Third – C-T-F-C Warlord, Kev-NuFc, superyids (3 votes each)

Second – King_Kenny (4 votes)

Winner – DG (7 votes)

There were 7 no votes
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FF Deluded User of the Year

1 vote for – AdamSkiSTFC, BCFC~McPeake, BergkampGod, Daaarbeh, Dan Phillips, DonnyBob, fabgun, fringey, Geordielen, Glenso, Jock, JoseTheGod, Kev-NuFc, Lisbon 67, Munroe, Never Alone, NTFC Jamie, RD4L, Redman, Riggy, SalopAreTheBest, Sandman, SerbianIron, shaka, SJB, SouthendBlue, Steveowlsfan, warnocksminder, watp, Wingman

2 votes for – Birkenhead, fblockrob, PhilJack

Joint Third –King_Kenny, The Guardian (3 votes each)

Second – C-T-F-C Warlord (5 votes)

Winner – superyids (9 votes)

There were 7 no votes
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FF Member Most Likely To Be Someone Else

1 vote for – B.Herds Baby, BlinkMe, C@rl, CTFC Warrior, DG, DonnyBob, jasethevillain, JoseTheGod, Kalamazoo Claret, Kev-NuFc, Lisbon 67, MaltedMilk, Martinho, NorthBankWolf, Pijanic, Richard Le John, SalopAreTheBest, Sandman, SerbianIron, Son, SUB-Z3R0, The Ned Guy, warnocksminder, wheremevan, Wingman

Joint Second – 51&Counting, Chelsea Blues, Iceman !, StretfordEnd, superyids, The Guardian (2 votes each)

Winner – Daaarbeh (4 votes)

There were 22 no votes
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FF Best Forum

1 vote for – Aston Villa, Gaming Arena, General Betting, Music, TV & Film

2 votes for – Portsmouth, Republic of Ireland

3 votes for – Scottish Football

4 votes for – Current Affairs, Premier League

5 votes for – League One, League Two

Joint Second – Flood This, General Off Topic (8 votes each)

Winner – Championship (12 votes)

There were 5 no votes
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FF Best Thread

1 vote for – 2009 Ashes, Cats are funny, Corner Pub 2, Forest Vs Derby (Vs Leicester), Global Warming Hysteria, Headlines You’ll Never See In Scottish Football, Horse Racing Selections, Insomnia Core MK II, Keira Knightley Is Sexy, Liverpool Balloon Scores For Sunderland, Longest Thread in Irish History, MaltedMilk’s ‘Biscuit Thread’, Martinez to Wigan, Premier League Survivor, R.I.P. Sir Bobby Robson, Reply Every Time You Poo, The X Factor, We’ve Had Omegle..., Where In The World

2 votes for – Longest Thread In FootballForums History, Reply Every Time You View, Yorkshire League

Joint Third – Hot Babes, Random Pictures With You In Them (3 votes each)

Second – The ‘I Don’t Have a Girlfriend at the Moment’ Collective (5 votes)

Winner – Edit Your Way Across The Cliff (9 votes)

There were 18 no votes
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FF Best Fans

N.B. The number in {brackets} is the amount of votes that came from members who supported that team.

1 vote for – Aston Villa {1}, Boston United, Bradford {1}, Cliftonville {1}, Derby, Gainsborough Trinity, Gillingham {1}, Hearts {1}, Hull, Leicester, Liverpool, Luton, Millwall, Norwich, Preston, Rangers {1}, Rochdale, Swansea {1}, Watford, Wycombe

2 votes for – Bristol City, Man United {2}, Nottm Forest

3 votes for – Bournemouth, Dundee United {1}

4 votes for – Swindon {1}

Joint Winners – Newcastle United {2}, Portsmouth {1}, Tottenham Hotspur {1}, Wolverhampton Wanderers (5 votes each)

There were 7 no votes
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FF Worst Fans

1 vote for – Barnsley, Bournemouth, Burnley, Charlton, Doncaster, Leeds, Macclesfield, Port Vale, Sheffield Utd, Shrewsbury, Southampton, Sunderland, Swindon, Tottenham

2 votes for – Arsenal, Celtic, Cheltenham, Newcastle

3 votes for – Rangers

Third – Manchester United (5 votes)

Second – Nottingham Forest (6 votes)

Winner – Liverpool (22 votes)

There were 5 no votes
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FF Laziest Mod

1 vote for – Crespo, Delilah, DV85, FF Awards , Gruffy, peekypokey, StretfordEnd, TAFKAP, Trifon Ivanov, YipJaapStam

2 votes for – Nesmap

3 votes for – Monty, TLC

Joint Second – DShamen, gers_fan1, Tas (4 votes each)

Winner – great white (16 votes)

There were 16 no votes
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FF Best Mod

1 vote for – AlexGulls, Crespo, Delilah, DV85, GMBee, great white, Hants Pilgrim, Monty, Skippy, YipJaapStam

2 votes for – DShamen, gers_fan1, Luke_Ciderhead, TLC

Third –ITFC Jez (4 votes)

Second – StretfordEnd (7 votes)

Winner – WhoIzzet (26 votes)

There were 8 no votes. I swear I haven’t tampered with these results.
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Funniest User

1 vote for – Bleak, Chefuberjuice, crstig, Custard, Dan Safc, DG, Digital Twisted, gers_fan1, htafcfan1908, Irish White, JoeH, LikeRats, Lockie, No-One-Likes-Us, Ollie*CUFC, Rio_Ferdinand, SeanOfTheDead, Skippy, Swindon-Dave, The Guardian, thelawnmowerman

2 votes for – C-T-F-C Warlord, Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, Freathy, Mattledud, Sandman, tottivillarossi, Yabba, Zippy

3 votes for – superyids

Joint Second – AdzSAFC, ‘Uddersfield (4 votes each)

Winner – Quirkafleeg (6 votes)

There were 7 no votes
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Most Likeable User

1 vote for – |Rover|, AJP-DAFC, Beeseen, Benzel, Bundy, Chefuberjuice, DV85, Geordielen, Irish White, ITFC Jez, Jammy Dodger, jasethevillain, Kelly_Owls, kokos_westham, LincolnCityFan, Quirkafleeg, RiccardoPiccio, ritchie_50, SirBaselTote, Skippy, spur-4-eva, Tigerkaya, TLC, tottivillarossi, Yabba

2 votes for – Canary Fairy, Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, gers_fan1, zippy

3 votes for – WhoIzzet

Joint Second – AdzSAFC, Speakers (5 votes each)

Winner – Taffy (6 votes)

There were 9 no votes
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FF Member You’d Most Like To Meet In Real Life

1 vote for - |Rover|, AdzSAFC, AeroSWFC, barnsleytilidie, Benzel, Blackpool_O, Canary Fairy, Cescy Football, Chefuberjuice, C-T-F-C Warlord, Deadly Demon, DonnyBob, ECFC Girl, Freathy, Ian_LCFC, Irkso, ITFC Jez, jasethevillain, Mattledud, MFCMark~, NTFC Jamie, Powerage, Skippy, skorn, Speakers, spur-4-eva, Taffy, TLC, Yabba

2 votes for - gers_fan1, Mackers CFC, Michelle, Redman, superyids

Joint Second – StretfordEnd, zippy (3 votes each)

Winner – Daaarbeh (4 votes)

There were 14 no votes
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Overseas User Of The Year

1 vote for – Audiophilia, Cescy Football, Evergreen, Irsko, jasethevillain, Trojii

2 votes for – Bleak, great white, Icarrasco, Nr1

5 votes for – SerbianIron

Third – The Fuzz (6 votes)

Second – Skippy (8 votes)

Winner – zippy (18 votes)

There were 12 no votes
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Most Knowledgeable About Football

1 vote for – AB2002, Archer_7, Billwill, Birkenhead, Blackpool_O, Blind Bigot, Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, Dundee_United, Escafeld, Fent, Luke_Ciderhead, mossy, Pazz AFCB, Quirkafleeg, skorn, TAFKAP, Tigerkaya

2 votes for – zippy

3 votes for – Monty

Third – RiccardoPiccio (4 votes)

Second – ritchie_50 (8 votes)

Winner – StretfordEnd (12 votes)

There were 16 no votes
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Off-Topic User Of The Year

1 vote for – Birkenhead, Cescy Football, Chefuberjuice, Daaarbeh, Dale Lad, gary_fletcher, gers_fan1, ITFC Jez, It’sInTheBlood, Mackers CFC, Mattledud, OptimusPrime, piratescotty, Robert Brown, Speakers, The Guardian, Yabba, zippy

2 votes for – AdzSAFC, Benzel

4 votes for – DonnyBob, Ollie*CUFC

Joint Second – ‘Uddersfield, Taffy (5 votes each)

Winner – Digital Twisted (8 votes)

There were 11 no votes
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Premier League User Of The Year

1 vote for – Akny Gooner, Athers, Batch, Birkenhead, C@rl, Cescy Football, davidwag, Deadly Demon, DonnyBob, King_Kenny, Mikeyyyyy, Mr Premiership, Skitters, Speakers, The Fuzz, Wheely Tiger, YipJaapStam

2 votes for – AdzSAFC, jasethevillain, WhoIzzet

3 votes for – Quirkafleeg

Third – superyids (4 votes)

Second – StretfordEnd (5 votes)

Winner – ritchie_50 (7 votes)

There were 21 no votes
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Championship User Of The Year

1 vote for – AeroSWFC, Custard, Freathy, Ian_LCFC, Mike_NFFC, Mike_BCFC, PhilJack, Redman, Steveowlsfan, Super_Horns, Timothy Jones

2 votes for – BCFC_Chris, Gloria Lestafan, Posh Josh

Joint Third – Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, Kelly_Owls, Quirkafleeg (3 votes each)

Second – Luke_Ciderhead (4 votes)

Winner – ITFC Jez (6 votes)

There were 24 no votes
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League One User Of The Year

1 vote for – AB2002, Blackpool_O, Blind Bigot, Canary Fairy, Canary10, Copacetic, Daaarbeh, DionForPM, DonnyBob, DShamen, MFCMark~, MightyLeeds, MK Don Tom, No-One-Likes-Us, OffertonHatter, Oldham Blue, s25s

2 votes for – crstig, DV85, saddler17

Joint Second – GMBee, ‘Uddersfield (3 votes each)

Winner – Benzel (5 votes)

There were 27 no votes
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League Two User Of The Year

1 vote for – Bournemouth Ryan, Daaarbeh, Dale4ever, Dale Lad!!!, DonnyBob, Eric_Cartman, lifelongshrew, Lord of the Pies, Pazz_AFCB, Phantom Bantam, Sandman, Scott_AFC, Simsek, Yabba

2 votes for – AlexGulls, NTFC Jamie

Third – Grimsby Loyal (3 votes)

Second – Ben_AFCB (4 votes)

Winner – C-T-F-C Warlord (8 votes)

There were 30 no votes
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Non-League User Of The Year

1 vote for – C-T-F-C Warlord, Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, Gizmo’s Dad, Gulls, LtfcLoyal, Ross Luton Town, Zam

2 votes for – Taffy

Third – Hants Pilgrim (3 votes)

Second – Scotty Walds (5 votes)

Winner – Mad_Hatter (6 votes)

There were 39 no votes
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Scottish User Of The Year

1 vote for – CelticBhoy1990, Daaarbeh, DonnyBob, Irish White, Lisbon Lion, NiftyAtFifty

2 votes for – BigBlueMachine

Joint Third – Caeser, DonDee, Dundee_United (3 votes each)

Second – Digital Twisted (4 votes)

Winner – gers_fan1 (14 votes)

There were 28 no votes
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Irish User Of The Year

1 vote for – BCFC_Chris, Ben AFCB, Daaarbeh, Flag Man, gers_fan1, Lampard_8, m.u.f.c-08, NUFC Navan, thelawnmowerman

2 votes for – Irsko, Red Marauder

Third – MickNolan (4 votes)

Second – Mackers CFC (5 votes)

Winner – Irish White (9 votes)

There were 32 no votes
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Asset to FF For Work Done

1 vote for – Canary10, Delilah, Digital Twisted, gers_fan1, Monty

Third – TLC (2 votes)

Second – WhoIzzet (12 votes)

Winner - StretfordEnd (23 votes)

There were 21 no votes
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FF User of 2009

1 vote for – AeroSWFC, BigBlueMachine, Bundy, Canary10, Custard, Digital Twisted, Fent, Geordielen, Golden Palace, James_F, Jammy Dodger, Kev-NuFc, Lockie, OptimusPrime, Quirkafleeg, RiccardoPiccio, ritchie_50, Sandman, Skippy, skorn, Speakers, STFC Rich, superyids, Taffy, Wingman, YipJaapStam, zippy

2 votes for – DonnyBob, ‘Uddersfield

4 votes for – Daaarbeh

Joint Second – StretfordEnd, WhoIzzet (5 votes each)

And the winner is...

















AdzSAFC (6 votes)
There were 12 no votes

Thanks to everyone who voted, and congratulations (or commiserations) to those who won. Have an excellent new year.

 

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