I think rule 4, paragraph 7, sub section IIb of the FF Awards manual, states that blokes with a girls name aren't allowed to win an award?
All your thread are winners, Kiz The award couldn't have gone to a nicer bloke...erm...girl....I mean fella
I'd watch him...he'd shag anything in a skirt. I went out with a girl called Kiz at school. Her name was Kirsten O'H---, and she was fit as feck.
How often do you poo Also who voted for me in Most likely to be a Virgin In Need of a Good Lay Overseas User of the Year kthnxbai.
Fair enough. When I said she was fit, I meant her body. She had a face like a robbers dog. You should get to know Crstig. He likes wearing a skirt now and then....well...more now than then, but you get my drift. As for JH, skirts do it for him too. In fact, anything does it for JH. I'd advise not getting too close when he's pissed, especially if he thinks you're a girl. All this socialist malarky, I wouldn't take it all too seriously
nothing a brown paper bag wouldn't fix then. Oh I have seen Crstig knocking around a few times the prospect of me getting to know him is one that chills me to my very core. I think a conversation with him would leave me losing my faith in the human race and moving to a padded cell for the duration on my life. JH seems quite harmless mind, I wouldn't mind donning a skirt and stockings for him as long as it involved a three course meal and a cinema ticket. As for the socialist mararky I will happily dress up as a chimney sweep and do my best Dick Van Dyke Marry Poppins voice if it would mean certian people would get there thrills. I'm really just here to please. Apart from Cristig, I regard him more as one of the signs that the end is quite possibly nigh.
Just wondering if there will be a victory parade like the Soviet's used to do on May Day in Red Square.A great excuse to get the jackboots out and stomp around looking important.
