Gay for Torres

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  1. birkenhead

    birkenhead New Member

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  2. King_Kenny

    King_Kenny JUSTICE FOR THE 97!

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    Seriously, isn't that refreshing? A world superstar footballer having just a small unannounced wedding? Rather than dickheads like Rooney, Beckham and co, who had to act like they're fookin royalty, sell their pictures to Hello and generally try and out-do each others weddings like a gang of tossers.

    I like this guy more by the day, world superstar, but as down-to-earth as they come :clap:
     
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    Liverpool star Fernando Torres marries girlfriend Olalla in least pretentious footballer's wedding ever. That was the actual title of the article.

    it's just a pity she looks like she's been in a car crash. Hag.
     
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    now now be nice!

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  5. Mr Premiership

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    :laugh: :laugh:

    That's brilliant.

    This thread should be renamed 'Post hilarious pics & .gifs thread'.

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    LFCtilIdie This Year Is Our Year

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    more the i hear from this lad, more i like him...

    Now you don't hear this every day from a player!

    What i guy!:love:
     
  9. Mr Premiership

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    I've reported this post. You should be banned for this blasphemy.

    Being gay for Torres is a way of life that encompasses all things comedy and gay.:laugh:
     
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    I'm so gay for him that I bought a Spain shirt with his name on. Everyone knows only kids and cocks do that so I'm making a big commitment by becoming a cock for him. Beat that pretenders.
     
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    I'm gonna grow my hair and bleach it blonde, have 'im gay for torres' tattoed on my forehead aswell as his face on my ar*e, then im gonna change my name by deedpole to Fernando Jose Torres Sanz, i'm gonna petition to have the name of my street changed to 'torres terrace', and im gonna start a national campaign to change the national anthem to the torres song.

    i know, i know, i really should do more. :laugh:
     
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    Pffft talk is cheap, DO IT.
     
  13. King_Kenny

    King_Kenny JUSTICE FOR THE 97!

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    I wake up in the morning and immidiatley think Torres, I go to bed and think Torres. I have posters of Torres on my wall and im 18 years of age. I would bend over backwards for the guy!
     
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    i have don't worry, only just come back after a holiday and the night before i went i was a bit drunk tbh and aint never ever coming on the web drunk again thats 4 sure if im posting embarassing stuff.
    edit: everyone please delete my quotes concerning the kuyt falsh show caus i now look like a 1st class retard which i am after that tbf. this message will go once all is removed.
     
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    Opened up a Cosmo in America and saw this advertisement with Torres. I thought it was Fernando haha. THey look pretty similar haha.

    [​IMG]

    Its actually Dara Torres: A swimmer
     
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    She looks more MAN than Torres.
     
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    Look at his little Cabana boy next to him:

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    ALERT: There has been a bit of gayness by the pool.
     
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    The Ditler Self proclaimed c*nt.

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    We've lost Ronaldo, we need another ladyboy in the league, Torres isn't enough on his own. Rio was dressed like that for a stag do or something I heard.
     
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    is rio flirting with that cabana boy in his tight short shorts. :laugh:
     

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