Dream on. You'll be telling me we haven't got the worst unemployment record in the country next. "Sign on Sign with a pen in your hand". it does get funnier everytime.
Lol, what a muppet... Dude, I've been to places in Manchester for instance that put ANYWHERE in Liverpool to shame. London also, some right slum areas down there. Never visited Sheffield mind you, but from what I've seen on TV, sure seems to have its fair share of slums.