I'VE JUST SIGNED UP AFTER RETURNING FROM MY SUMMER VAC IN THAILAND (AREN'T LADYBOYS BRILLIANT??!!), HONG KONG (I SURVIVED THE TYPHOON) AND SINGAPORE (WHERE THE BIN DIPPERS WERE PLAYING THE OTHER NIGHT.) TWO THINGS SPOILED SINGAPORE FOR ME: FIRSTLY I WAS SUBJECTED TO LIFE-SIZE POSTERTS OF OWEN, FOWLER, GERRARD ET AL HANGING FROM EVERY LAMPPOST (THE GENUINE ARTICLES WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER!) AND THE FACT THAT, UNTIL THE SCOUSERS ARRIVED EN MASSE AT THE WEEKEND FOR THE GAME, THE CRIME RATE IN SINGAPORE WAS VIRTUALLY ZERO. AH WELL - ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END. STILL, THE NEW "RED CAFE" ON ORCHARD ROAD - ON A PAR WITH PLANET HOLLYWOOD AND THE HARD ROCK - WAS THE IDEAL ANTIDOTE FOR ALL THINGS SHITE AND SCOUSEFUL, AND I'D URGE ALL MAN U FANS TO VISIT IT IF THEY'RE EVER DOWN THAT WAY AND PROVE THAT WE TRULY RULE THE WORLD - THE REST CAN ONLY WATCH AND ADMIRE.
Welcome to the board's oldest member! Hi Flyso, hope to see plenty of posts on here and more details about the *ahem* Ladyboys <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Shame it wasn't the genuine article hanging from the lamp posts m8!! <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> Welcome along Flyso - I'm no longer the oldest member now !!!!!!!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
I'm 36 and did your Mother not tell you it was rude to ask a Ladyboy his/her age??? <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Yessssssss - just wot this board needed - another Irish Man Utd fan! <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> Only Kidding! Welcome <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> Are u left handed?
WELCOME MATE! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> (Thought that would make u feel at home! <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">)
Stop it now Superwhite - Flyso is getting a bit over excited and he ain't fit for too much <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> .
Hiya there mate! O no not another irish! GET YOUR HAND OUTTA THERE SUPERWHITE <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">, mmmmmm, can i watch really? <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> can we get my mate from your office on daz? David Ireland, who has NO ****ing clue who i am, with my random emails which confused him! <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0">
Greetings matey welcome to FF! GET YOUR HAND OUTTA THERE SUPERWHITE , mmmmmm, can i watch really? LMAO! Dave you are one mad twat!