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  1. johnnyT

    johnnyT Well-Known Member

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    not seen a thread........... post your jokes here and we can slag you if its shit.

    Statistically, 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
     
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  2. Adz

    Adz Pizza Champions 2021.

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    There is a joke thread in Flood This Johnny.

    Grade D. Must try harder.
     
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  3. Muller

    Muller I like using gifs

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    We already have a joke thread you stupid ****ing mong


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  4. johnnyT

    johnnyT Well-Known Member

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    thanks for the polite responses guys
     
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  5. Hashtag55

    Hashtag55 Aka Andy-gers1
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    Duplicated threads.. **** off!

    Finitooooo!
     
    #5 Hashtag55, Jan 5, 2018
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    He can’t see the FT one, you horrible f*cks.

    As you were my darling Johnny, entertain away x
     
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  7. TAFKAP

    TAFKAP Where's Adim?
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    You guys do realise johnny can't see FT right?
     
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    johnnyT Well-Known Member

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    Muller runs into a wall with a massive hard on and breaks his nose

    Was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a large gravestone.

    I said "morning."

    He said, "No, just having a shit."
     
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  9. Mr Sheen

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    Where did Andy's post go, moaning about putting up with these jokes? I was going to say to him that he has no right to complain:

    That's what you're missing out on in Flood This Johnny.
     
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  10. RM

    RM Registered User

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    The f*ck is this shit?

    CLOSE THIS THREAD AT ONCE.
     
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    Hashtag55 Aka Andy-gers1
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    What post :whistle
     
    #11 Hashtag55, Jan 5, 2018
  12. TAFKAP

    TAFKAP Where's Adim?
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    YOU HAVE THAT POWER!
     
    #12 TAFKAP, Jan 5, 2018
  13. RM

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    Do I? It’s well hidden.

    Just make me a moderator so I can keep this place in check.
     
    #13 RM, Jan 5, 2018
  14. TAFKAP

    TAFKAP Where's Adim?
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    Well, you can't close it. You can delete the OP though, as it's you...

    Edit: Never mind, just checked. You can delete your own post but unlike the old software, the rest of the thread still remains.
     
    #14 TAFKAP, Jan 5, 2018
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    Hashtag55 Aka Andy-gers1
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    Merged the two together TAF
     
    #15 Hashtag55, Jan 5, 2018
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    MUFC.... Posts crap

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    Remember this.

     
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    johnnyT Well-Known Member

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    mrs rang this morning and said the windows had froze...........i said tip some warm water on them to defrost them

    she just rang back and said the lap tops ****ed

    ffs
     
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    SpursLegend Formarly known as Lockie

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    Johnny if you hang around for another 2.5 months, you'll have a whole new world of jokes available to you in the Flood This forum's Joke Thread. 6,091 of them in fact, as of right now.
     
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    johnnyT Well-Known Member

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    will do mate i like it here your all so friendly

    Teacher sees a puddle under Sarah's chair.

    " oh Sarah why didn't u put your hand up"

    Sarah's says " I did miss but it just trickled through my fingers"
     
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  20. Mr Sheen

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    Miss Lauren would have hated this joke
     
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