More proof that Sheffield United are MASSIVE and DOMINATE world football

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  1. Jagielka

    Jagielka Bigger than you

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    FIRST WE DOMINATE ENGLAND - THE BIRTHPLACE OF FOOTBALL, AS WE ALL KNOW AS FOOTBALL WAS BORN RIGHT HERE AT BRAMALL LANE.

    THEN WE DOMINATE CHINA - THE NEW WORLD SUPERPOWER WHERE WE ARE OFFICIALLY MORE FAMOUS THAT MANCHESTER UNITED. 1 BILLION PEOPLE SUPPORT THE GALACTICOS FROM THIS COUNTRY ALONE. (See http://www.footballforums.net/forums/championship/92460-blades-famous-manchester-united.html )

    NOW WE DOMINATE AMERICA TO BECOME FOOTBALLS SUPREME GLOBAL SUPERPOWER.

    http://www.sheffieldunited.org/

    I think that we can safely say that we are ineffect the worlds football club, if Aliens were come here to play, they would play ourselves at Bramall Lane as our history, maginifence and global outreach is unsurpased, we are ambassadors for the human race, we have touched the lives of more people than God himself. WE ARE MASSIVE. :cool2:
     
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  3. Jagielka

    Jagielka Bigger than you

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    They have a boys team as well, but we don't discriminate here, we dominate both sexes, and transexuals too.
     
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    argyle-ive Troll

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    pLz n0 socc3r sh1t!
     
  5. MikeNFFC

    MikeNFFC 2 stars yer get meh?

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    What you do in your spare time is your business.
     
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    lmao, good 1.
     
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    we dominate transexuals.



    What you do in your spare time is your business.
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    we're on the march with Cloughie's army, we're all going to Wembley, and we'll really shake em up when we win the FA cup, cos Forest are the greatest football team.



    typical of forest supporters can't use there small brains to even think of a decent cuss.
     
  8. Jagielka

    Jagielka Bigger than you

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    Forest fans are scared of the bum, listen we embrace all lifestyles and cultures, thats why we are great and loved around the world and you are s*** and have to play cup replays against Weymouth.

    An open mind goes a long way.
     
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    MikeNFFC 2 stars yer get meh?

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    Talking of small brains.... :laugh:

    There's a quote button down there you know.

    It was only a bit of fun anyway lighten up you mardy bastard. :smokin:
     
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    MikeNFFC 2 stars yer get meh?

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    You could be known as the Bumming Blades -worldwide.

    It's got a ring to it that has.

    Nice one Jags, spread the love, duck.
     
  11. Jagielka

    Jagielka Bigger than you

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    We are known worldwide already, our dominance, magnificence and galacticonance is the talk of every town in 8 continents, we are the force by which the world will be united and world peace will be proclaimed.

    They should call us the Sheffield United Nations for our work in promoting global harmony through the internationally recognised language of THE BLADES.
     
  12. Chapps

    Chapps Sell Up and Fook Off, DA

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    All that global hype and still cant fill the sty..
     
  13. Jagielka

    Jagielka Bigger than you

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    Sty? We play at what can only be described as footballing mecca, it is a well known fact that before matches across the globe players and managers from all corners of our wee planet pray on Sheffield United mats orientated towards Sheffield to ask the powers of footballing brilliance for their guidance in defeating their opponents.

    Sheffield United is the religion and this man is the great prophet.

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    Pubclown Play Off Kings

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    Sheffield United are awesome and jagielka is a god.
     
  15. Jagielka

    Jagielka Bigger than you

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    And don't we ALL know it.

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  16. Kop

    Kop Reclaim the Kop

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    Can't wait for Sheff U away next season. :cool2:
     
  17. Jagielka

    Jagielka Bigger than you

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    You won't be waiting for long dear Kopite Phil, you won't be waiting long, for finally the hour of destiny is upon us.

    Hopefully we will be seeing a few more scenes like this.

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  18. SFCFAN

    SFCFAN 83 OF THE 92 GROUNDS DONE

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    :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

    Dont you think its a bit early for you to celbrate promotion this season although I love you to tempt fault :p
     
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    SFCFAN 83 OF THE 92 GROUNDS DONE

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