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  1. german fan

    german fan New Member

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    Hi Footballfans,

    i am Tom from germany. 49 Y.o.
    My Clubs are Borussia Dortmund and a little bit the Reds.
    I got to urgetly improve my english knowbases, i thought, do it by the sportfans.

    Greetz Tom
     
  2. AB2002

    AB2002 That guy from that thing

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    Wilkommen.
     
  3. german fan

    german fan New Member

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    Danke sehr, thank you.
    You speak german ?
    I have the last time speak english for more than 30 years ago but i try it without a translator.
    Ähhhm, it´s a hard time for germans in a british forum ?
    Okay, what can i say still, marriad, a lot of children, a female dog and a seawater fishtank.

    At evening i look around here, now i am work in the garden, exploid the last sunshine days.

    Greetz Tom
     
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  4. ccfctommy

    ccfctommy Basket Case Club

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    Hello.

    I've only ever been to Hamburg :-(
     
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    RM Registered User

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    :laugh:

    Definitely Rob.
     
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    StillHurts31 Registered User

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    Adam Registered User

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    :laugh:

    Wheely good try.
     
  8. Quirkafleeg

    Quirkafleeg Wolves Ay We.

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    This lad is not Rob I can assure you. He's definitely from a part of Germany I absolutely love..
     
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    Mowgli Registered User

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    Maybe the French deported gw for something he said.
     
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    zippy The friendly Fascist

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    We can soon find out, I'll check out his German and the grammar will tell us if he's genuine or not.
     
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    Quirkafleeg Wolves Ay We.

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    Genuine or not he's living in Germany that's a fact. So unless Rob or Baz have been deported then he checks out.
     
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    Welcome to the forums.
     
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    NcfcDin Hold The Door

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  14. RM

    RM Registered User

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    Can't you fake IPs to appear from anywhere in the world?

    Regardless, stop ruining this for us x

    HI ROB.
     
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    Hi,
    i am neither Rob still Wheely.
    I am yet from germany, the question is how i can this to prove.
     
  16. Guyett

    Guyett Posts gifs

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    Eezo stop being a mong
     
  17. tottivillarossi

    tottivillarossi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Tell us a funny German joke.
     
  18. german fan

    german fan New Member

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    Oh God, ähhm okay i try.

    A very fat woman has sex with her small husband, he lays above. At the sex she makes with her fingers the horns signs at her head.
    The husband asks: "what does that mean ?"
    She answers: "you´re ****s like a little devil"
    Next day sex again, this time the woman lays above.
    Now makes the husband the horns signs on his head.
    She asks: "darling, i also like to **** like a little devil ?"
    He answers: "no, but you are grave like a milk cow"
     
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    german fan New Member

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    Thats a dumb german joke.
     
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    tottivillarossi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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