What is this section of the site for? Can we talk shit here? Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Why does Marlin want me? :
What is this section of the site for? Hiding threads that would be immediately closed elsewhere. Can we talk shit here? Yes, but we have to open a new thread every day because mean ol' Stret dun come close 'em up at night. Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Why should it? Why does Marlin want me? Because you lift us up where we belong...
I see the time in Bar L has warped your mind, tastebuds and appreciation of culture. Scotland, and everything in it, is worse than Wales.
Scotland is Wales on steroids. Full of dirty unwashed junkies with worse dental hygiene than the scouse.
In Wales they don't even HAVE teeth - they use those shitty plastic knives to cut their food up into really small pieces. Be honest, if you were in an accident and needed a blood transfusion would you accept Welsh blood?
No I wouldn't, but thats because I'm part of the master race. We only mix and mingle with people South East of the Watford gap. (and North of Tooting). Welsh blood tastes better than Scottish blood though. Less chemicals.
Welsh blood is black as they eat coal. Scottish blood is 50% proof and therefore sterile. I know which I'd rather have.
I'm sure black blood won't be a problem for you. I've always suspected there was a hint of the tarbrush in your lineage. And you're sterile enough already aren't you?
I'll have you know that my lineage has been verified by the Mosleyian Institute for Caucasian Studies. I have a certificate to that effect and a signed photograph of David Ike. Rumour on the street is that you have some pikey blood in you. Nothing is lower than a pikey. Well, maybe a Welsh pikey. P.S. some of my best friends are pikeys.
I'm going to start charging you a tariff for using that line. And it couldn't possibly be racialist - my best friend is a disabled black lesbian with extreme dyslexia. So there.
Actually, I've copyrighted it. Hope you voted for the Black One Legged Lesbian Party. Who would have though they'd go to war...
