Sjoke fans who want Tony Pulis out - he got you to the premier league you daft inbred, shit licking *****. Show the man some respect. Sjoke fans who think they are heading for Europe after a win - Well done you beat Pompey, you couldn't beat Hull though you mongoloids. The fact the two bus companys charge two diffrent prices to the same destination - It's the same ******** distance you ****wits, so why does Arriva charge me 50p more? British court judges - Rape warrents more that a fine you stupid old bastard. Old people that walk in the middle of the street - Move out of the way you wrinkly old trout, people are in a hurry and your blocking our way. Green activists - We need a car you socially retarded tree ****ers. Cheshire East council - People in Crewe and Nantwich do matter for **** sake, even Hitler listened to people. Gordon Brown - **** off you one eyed prick, your stupid party has made this place a shit heap. Sharon Shoesmith - Why have you not hung yourself yet you stupid bitch.
Old people that think it's their right to push into ques - simply, it is NOT anyone's right. Tossers who stop and talk in crammed hallways - there's plenty of space elsewhere, why do you choose such a tight place...? Door to door salesmen - Stop awkwardly coming to my door and annoying me!
Agreed on Bulmers Pear. It's f*cking horrible. Apparently if you drink it in excess it gives you a dose of the shits, but thankfully it doesn't taste anywhere near nice enough to get that far for me.
Scousers. People from Pakistan who live on Campbell street or in Deane. When people randomly stop in front of you when your walking through town. When girls moan at you for not txting back quick enough. Girls who send you constant messages all day even if you dont reply. Girls who get jealous over your other girl mates when your not even going out with them. Emo pictures (the ones taken from above with one eye looking at the camera. Girls who try to look sexy bending over in pictures showing off there tits when there clearly trying to hide the fact they weigh 95 stone. Scousers. People who start a sentence with back in my day. The M62 Cats People who randomly brake because there car is doing 32 mph. Middle lane crawlers The chequerbent roundabout People who went to school with you asking you for I.D. when they clearly know how old you are. Finally Scousers (in case you missed it the 1st two times)
the fact theres no motorway between Sheffield and Manc the fact we have to sit in the shit seats for tomorrows game people calling other urban centres in an adjacent location inbred FRAG (Failsworth Residents Action Group)
Green activists who tell us the world is dying unless i turn a light off.No it f*cking is not.It is billions of years old and has survived countless earthqukes,volcanic eruptions and been hit by meteors. Ignorant cu*ts who do not acknowledge you when you hold a door open for them.Get some manners FFS. Shop assistants in clothes shops who are there bothering me with the can i help you at all line.No f*ck off,if i need help i will ask. Parents who call there kids incredibily stupid names as they think it is trendy.Have heard Chardonnay ( WTF ),Autumn ( WTF ) and Trixie( WTF ). When i get asked by the Missus a billion times before we go out on a Saturday night does she look ok.I said yes the first time so why ask me again. Killjoys who moan that beer is too cheap.I work hard all bastard week and like a few scoops to unwind.You stick to doing crosswords while i get pissed.
Money, the world revolves round it and people dont realise that we survived once without it it's like a fashion that caught on also like a fashion is university students, i know people who went to uni one girl said "i have to get new clothes, make me look more studenty" that was it for me. Sad pathetic life to live doing things to make you "look good" like having a good sounding job like doctor etc, people assume being a doctor or having a good job makes you a good person at times, yet they can't have heard of harold shipman
Scousers Northerners Mothers who bring their brat kids to the supermarkets. Fat ***** who travel about on a mobility vehicle, get on a diet for ****s sake. Muslim women who parade around in town wearing a full burka, They scare the **** out of me and i always imagine them hiding a machine gun under that thing. People who type in "textspeak" on the internet. Learn ****ing English you dumb ****. Chavs who slouch around the streets late at night getting pissed and high, get a life you knobs. Shops that sell "polish food" when this is ****ing England not Poland. That about covers it i guess.
Southerners who support Utd, then going on an internet forum slagging off the people who built the club of which the person supports
I assume from that statement that you.. A) also want every Chinese, Indian, American, Mexican takeaway/restraunt/fast food joint closed as well, I mean this is f*cking england isn't it? and B) I trust you only buy ENGLISH food... so you don't buy anything American, Indian, turkish, Australian, German, Chinese, Mexican... because that food isn't f*cking english is it? Or maybe, just maybe, you're picking on Polish people for selling things and contributing tax to the system by running a business...
