Doc just signed me off again, they f##king love me at work. Mind you he has given me the green light from 25 March.
What's new pussy cat whooah, whooah, whooah. Pussy pussy cat I love, yes I do, you and your pussy cat nose. All together now..............
I can hear the stampede in the distance of the work shy scroungers on their way to your neck of the woods.
Hope Barnsley's ok, he's not been on since the 9th. Oh and I've just noticed there's a poster called "Benzel's buttocks" ....
Celebrated 30 years to the day since we first went to work abroad yesterday. Went to the pub after work and gave the ball a good kick, thankfully got to bed early !
Auf Wiedersehen Pet. I bet you did not expect to still be there. Are any of the other lads you left these shores with still out there or did they come home ?