i have heard that chesterfield town are considering a bid to take french superstar zinedine zidane to england. there is also talk of a possible swoop for francis jeffers. could this happen?
Maybe, although I heard Peterborough are preparing a rival bid, consisting of a deal worth 40 million, billion pounds and including a swap deal with Neale Fenn. The deal will be financed by a sponsored streak by Barry Fry. He said in a press conference - "I'll streak at every home game unless we get the money, so send it in quick!" Many journalists were left scratcing their heads and emptying their wallets by fry's statement.