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CA Awards 2013 - The Results

Discussion in 'Football Forum Awards' started by TLC, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. TLC

    TLC FF's OverWench
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    Here goes all


    ‘I thought you were my fwiend – don’t you love me any more’ award for the best back-stab
    1 Vote Cast
    First Place - Zippy

    The ‘No Shit Sherlock’ award …………….
    2 Votes Cast
    Joint First Place = Shaka , Terry Malloy

    Mel Gibson Award for most Anti-Britishness
    4 Votes Cast
    Joint first place = JH1980, CondemnedRed, Lisbon_67, CondemnedRed,

    'Northern goat face with a penchant for shagging fresians award'
    5 Votes cast
    First place = 4 votes Arkwright
    2nd place = 1 vote R&WP

    CA Right wing poster of the year
    6 votes cast
    First Place = 4 votes Zippy,
    Joint 2nd Place = 1 vote each TLC, Rich Le John,

    CA Left wing poster of the year
    6 votes cast
    First Place = 2 votes JH1980
    Joint 2nd Place = 1 vote each TerryMalloy, Eezo, Boyd, Kirkby red

    CA poster you most often agree with
    6 votes cast
    First Place = 2 votes Rich Le John
    Joint 2nd place = 1 vote each Eezo, R&WP, Taffy, TLC

    The *FAINTS* award for the user you never thought you’d agree with about anything but on one occasion miraculously did
    6 votes cast
    Joint first place = R&WP, KingKenny, Eezo, Arkwright, Downpatrick_red, Terry Malloy

    CA poster you could happily hit with an axe if you knew you wouldn't get found out
    6 votes cast
    Joint first place = Self_Actual_Eye‎, Kingkenny CondemnedRed, R&WP, Downpatrick_red, terry Malloy

    'Sitting the Fence Award' for having an arse full of splinters
    4 Votes Cast
    First Place = Eezo
    Joint 2nd Plance = Taffy, JH1980

    'Deluded foreigner award' - Overseas poster of the year
    6 votes Cast
    1st Place = 4 Votes Rich Le John
    Joint 2nd Place = 1 vote each Zippy, Easty

    The 'Step away from the keyboard award for sustained and unstoppable outrage'
    5 votes cast
    First Place = 2 votes Terry Malloy
    Joint 2nd place = 1 vote each Lisbon67, Arkwright Taffy,

    The Golden Rod award for fishing dangerous waters in the face of CA outrage
    5 votes cast
    Joint first place = 1 vote each = Boyd, Zippy, Leivapool, Downpatrick_red Taffy,

    User most likely to only be pretending to be male
    3 Votes cast
    Joint First Place = JH1980 R&WP, AndrewSeagull,

    User who would like to be the one tied up in Zippy’s dungeon wearing a gimp mask and ball gag
    5 Votes cast
    Joint first place = 1 vote each = CondemnedRed, Northern Horn, Taffy,TLC, leivapool,

    Most likeable CA Poster (to be renamed to the 'Everyone loves Taffy award'
    6 votes cast
    1st place = 5 votes Taffy
    2nd plance = 1 vote Zippy

    Most serious CA poster
    6 votes cast
    1st place = 2 votes JH1980
    Joint 2nd place = 1 vote each, R&WP, Copacetic, Boyd , Rich Le John,

    Funniest CA poster
    5 votes cast
    Joint 1st place = 1 vote each, Zippy, Ross Kemp, Zippy , Taffy, TerryMalloy(accidentally)

    Upin Arms poster of the year
    5 votes cast
    1st Place = Taffy
    Joint 2nd place = 1 vote each, TLC, Zippy , Iron Dukem

    Best Flood This youngster who managed to make some sense outside of FT
    3 votes cast
    Joint 1st Place = 1 vote each, Eezo , AndrewSeagull , Tshabs

    The 'I want to be Blowfeld and rule the world' award for aspirations of world domination
    3 votes cast
    1st place = 2 votes Zippy
    2nd place = 1 vote Arkwright


    The 'Under the Afluence of Incahol Award' for clearly posting blind drunk
    6 votes cast
    1st place = 5 votes Terry Malloy
    2nd place = Downpatrick _red

    So just like the government and this fine country no clear winners or loosers (well apart from Terry in the p1ss tank catagory)

    We're all beige

    Love and best wishes to you all for the new year xxx
     
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  2. Ross Kemp

    Ross Kemp "Pretend Welshman"

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    good to see people looked past Taffy's out of touch sense of humour
     
  3. Taffy

    Taffy C'mon you reds.

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    Blimey I will have more medals around my neck than a Jimmy Saville's Jim'll Fix It reunion.
     
  4. Mowgli

    Mowgli Registered User

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  5. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    If I had voted it could have resolved a few of the ties! :fail:

    And I'm not anti-British, just self-hating half-English! :p ;) ;)
     
  6. OnlyMe

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    Anything the wrong side of the bridge doesn't exist right?
     
  7. JH1980

    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    :laugh:

    I'd be in trouble if I took that view - look at where I'm based!
     
  8. OnlyMe

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    Fair point you foreigner :laugh:
     
  9. Iron_Dukem

    Iron_Dukem Legendary.

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    I got a nomination for upin arms poster of the year!! :eeek

    I've hardly posted in the year and I get a nomination, i'm as happy as a hyena on LSD. Who's that hunk/beaut of a badass who voted me so I can brown-nose them for a while?
     
  10. Adam

    Adam Registered User

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    The Sitting on the Fence award, the ultimate dishonour.
     
  11. Leivapool

    Leivapool 22 time Champions of England

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    Cheers, though I'm not sure I'd be the one Zip would choose! :laugh:
     
  12. TLC

    TLC FF's OverWench
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    :laugh: :roflmao
     
  13. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    "User most likely to only be pretending to be male"

    wtf
     
  14. Leivapool

    Leivapool 22 time Champions of England

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    :laugh:

    I didn't expect anything, but thought it'd be from that category if anything.
     
  15. Andrew

    Andrew Broken leg stuff

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    I don't even post in here, well I do but once in a blue moon.

    Why was I voted for anything?! :laugh:
     
  16. MikeNFFC

    MikeNFFC 2 stars yer get meh?

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    It doesn't look like many people vote in these anymore?

    4 votes for the winner and in second place, with 1 vote....

    *edit - this is just the CA one isn't it :)
     
  17. zippy

    zippy The friendly Fascist

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  18. TLC

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  19. Tshabs

    Tshabs Fears Heights

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    Yay! Won an award! Sharing it with Eezo, but it's fine.
     
  20. Arkwright

    Arkwright Barnsleytilidie

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    Perhaps we can add a bitter twat award next time?:therethere
     

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