The "Don't matter if you're black or white" Trophy for Unconscious Racism? The "Attila the ***" Award for Scant Mercy? The Maggie Thatcher Memorial Prize for not turning? The Cameron-in-The-Cul-de-Sac Award for multiple U-Turns? The Alistair Campbell Award for Spin? The "Narcissus Reborn" Medal for Self-Awareness? I am sure others could think up yet more suitable categories too...
The 'Thatcher', for hating Maggie Thatcher that much you mention her in every post. So many to choose from, I covered it by voting for 'The Irish' and 'The Scottish'.
Not a bad shout, unless I have the wrong end of the stick and you are cussing me?! I think we should also have an award for the most openly anti-Scots and Irish...