Look lively there that man.... and button that tunic....... Dont shoot until you see the whites of their eyes........
Indeed....Or an oik......... Incidentally how would a bellend act? Would it squint at you from its one and only eye? Or maybe it would swell and turn purple. Mind you, you would have to be one damned attractive bint for that to happen to this particular 'bellend'....and I rather doubt you are sadly........
Spearchuckers in the Officers mess? I would have thought it would have been more civilised than that?
Normally it is fellow, apart from when its Bletchley- Smythe's round....but this is war old chap.....