Good idea the crayons i've selected two colours for you. First ones obviously yellow and the second is because only two type of men join the forces, some to fight and others like you. Yes you've probably guessed its the colour of your dick you shirt lifter. Bring on the new recruits I hear you say.
I think old Bromhead ought to be sent on a spot of leave,poor chap seems to be suffering from battle fatigue ! Sarn't Major !!
Lol!! Thank you Zippy, but this is me when I'm on leave! You should me me when I am stressed....muhahaha! Zulu's ....Like to give it but cant take it......
I'm only thinking of the Regiment Bromhead,mustn't let the Regiment down.Stiff upper lip and all that ! Remember Rorke's drift !! Now where's the brandy ?
You may sir and you may keep your sword.............personally I'd lose that season ticket but each to their own, what!! This doesn't mean I'll bally well marry you though...............so no asking...leap year or not by gad...
Well hello there, you chaps........... Bit quiet here, what? Better post some sentries...............
