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  1. prolifik

    prolifik Registered User

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    He definitely knows what he's typing...
     
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    I'm sure he knows exactly what he is typing. And it is very entertaining. :laugh:
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

     
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  4. Chefuberjuice

    Chefuberjuice in flight forever.

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    #3824 Chefuberjuice, Feb 3, 2010
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    Genius.
     
    #3825 Benzel, Feb 4, 2010
  6. WhoIzzet

    WhoIzzet Pride of the South

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    WhoIzzet assumes control of Gimps XI

    Technical Director WhoIzzet has assumed the role of manager once again, replacing Leeds United fan AB2002.

    Having not played a game since the 5th of November last year, WhoIzzet decided to take full control of the team.

    "I was worried that the thread was stagnating. It's been a very long time since a team update, and I think we need to press on in the face of new talent

    "We're grateful to AB2002 for the work he did, and I'm happy for him to take charge of a match whenever he likes, but we need to play more games and keep the team updated".

    It is now likely that changes will be made to the team ahead of an upcoming match on Sunday.

    "I need my scouts to be on form. I want to completely re-write the teamsheet to make sure that the top Gimps are available to me".
     
    #3826 WhoIzzet, Feb 4, 2010
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    #3827 pvm66, Feb 4, 2010
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    He means theoretically,if there was actually such a dire "need" for jobs.
     
    #3828 The Fuzz, Feb 4, 2010
  9. crstig

    crstig The ShowStopper

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    Or how about you for completely missing the point?

    The everton guy was saying that 350 applying for that job was alot, if there are 2.5 million unemployed it doesn't seem enough to me.
     
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    No I completely got your point. How the F do you think its feasible for 2.5 million people to apply for a job when 99.99% of them will not see the advert and live miles away from it.:laugh:
     
    #3830 pvm66, Feb 4, 2010
  11. crstig

    crstig The ShowStopper

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    It's called job hunting. :confused

    Do you really think it wasn't advertised on the internet? Where they live is irrelevant.
     
    #3831 crstig, Feb 4, 2010
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    :laugh::laugh: yeah fair point because every single person has the internet due to all those free laptops we gave them.

    How is where they live not relevant? I take it you would expect anyone to up sticks, move potentially hundreds of miles, get a new house, re-school the kids if they have any for the sake of a low paid admin job.:laugh::laugh:
     
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    crstig The ShowStopper

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    Rather than sit on their arse watching Jeremy Kyle, leeching off the state? Yep.

    I keep getting told that unemployed people want to work.
     
    #3833 crstig, Feb 4, 2010
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    Velrono Formerly Matteo101

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    He will become the greatest ever player to play for the Gimps, and as none of what he does is that stupid or annoying hopefully he won't fail a drugs test.
     
    #3835 Velrono, Feb 4, 2010
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    'Uddersfield @uddersfield

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    The taps one is brilliant :laugh:

    Have I been relieved of my assistant manager duties then? Gutted :(
     
    #3836 'Uddersfield, Feb 4, 2010
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    But it's not gimpdom on display. It is pure genius.
     
    #3837 Benzel, Feb 4, 2010
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    True.
     
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    SJFC Craig Punk Ass Honkey

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    More evidence for Corwin...

     
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