Think you need to start watching Eastenders with some lube and a cucumber. "cringeworthy" too facking right it is. Sad barstard!
Fair fckin play to you dude. We've all got a reason to support our clubs. You're not a glory hunter, but you may be a fool supporting the mighty irons welcome from a fellow west ham fan, and please post in the match section as me and her flick are pretty much the only hammers on here that ever post about football. And as long as you never call the beautiful game soccer you'll be fine