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Reasons to be miserable thread (FML)

Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussion' started by TurfMoor-Army, May 5, 2014.

  1. saint_clark

    saint_clark Up the Saints

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    Holy ****[​IMG]
     
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    saint_clark Up the Saints

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    Ok so next thing I need to know is when is this supposed to stop coming out?
     
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    When your colon, stomach, intestines and bowel are completely, totally 100% empty. :(
     
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    saint_clark Up the Saints

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    Why did they tell me I could keep eating right up to an hour before taking it then!? I'd have stopped eating at 5 yesterday if I'd known that. Bastards.
     
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    Perhaps proctologists have a strange sense of humour. :hmmm
     
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    Nope ..... not eve slightly funny is it :no:


    Yeah that first time 20 minutes after you finish the drink is the start of the poo-nami .... basically when you're clear it will look like you pee'd but it came from your bum :eeek
     
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    saint_clark Up the Saints

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    On my way home from the hospital, all clear thank ****. Honestly the prep yesterday was worse than the procedure itself but I have generous breaths of entonox to thank for that.
     
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    Spoiler please :laugh:
     
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    Glad you got an all clear xx
     
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    10am kick offs when you are hungover....makes you reconsider every aspect of your life when the alarm goes off at 7am on a Sunday.
     
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    Fairly certain I'm balding at the crown. :(
     
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    Pesky kids bringing home pesky germs to make me feel lousy.
     
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    Red Tide Concilio et Labore

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    Not bad on top of coming up to 75 years old this may :drink:

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    We had a plumber out the week before last for the tiniest drip from the back pipe of our downstairs toilet. In doing the repair he sheared off the bolts holding the toilet in place (apparently they were rusted in and snapped when he tried to remove them) he then sealed the toilet to the floor said not to use if for a couple of hours and left. Since then the noise when it's refilling is far different to how it was before the 'repair'.
    A few days later the toilet was shifting when you sat on it or just made contact with it so I booked them to come back and make it right.
    They sent back the same scruffy man with torn clothes who did the first repair who said it's never happened to him before he needed parts from the van and as he walked across the kitchen our dog was barking at him.

    Then he claimed he'd been bitten ......

    This did not happen .....

    He refused to show me where he claimed he was bitten when I asked could I see the injury so I could perform first aid and get a picture of the injury so I could inform our vets and possibly a trainer, told me he didn't have to I just had to take his word that he'd been bitten then refused to stay and that the office would be in touch to arrange a time when the dogs are removed from the house if anyone is going to come and repair the damage he's caused.

    I've literally been sitting here all afternoon on the brink of a panic attack thinking this man is going to try and have my dog put down or something just so his employers don't make him pay for a full replacement of a toilet that can't be attached to the floor any more where the sheared bolts are now stuck in the floor :cry:
     
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    Finasteride?

    That's horrendous. Was it a local company or one of these nationwide franchise rip-off merchants? I'd be seeking legal advice straight away, both regarding the mythical dog bite and the damage to your property, and I'd also be notifying the company that sent him, in writing. :angryfire
     
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    They've been notified in writing (email) about the bodged leak repair which necessitated they return to deal with the toilet that is no longer fixed to the floor.
    He was super defensive and quite aggressive about what he'd done last time saying it must be our fault we hadn't waited 2 hours for the sealant to dry before using it (we'd waited somewhere between 4 and 6 because its one of 3 toilets in the house so it's not like we were sat with our legs crossed)
    The 'alleged' bite happened when he was walking through the kitchen to go back to his van (for reasons not explained to me) and the dog was barking continuously at him - a dog can't physically bark and bite at the same time - and he's never bitten in his life.
    It's a bullshit claim by a p1ss poor tradesman - an employee of a local firm not national or an owner of the business

    I've been sitting here all afternoon imagining him making marks on himself and reporting me and our pup to the police (hence the panic attack being imminent)
     
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    Talking as a H&S professional that has dealt with dog bites recently, if a dog bite has happened he should be taking photos of the injury etc as proof of an incident.

    Plus it should always be good practice to ask the dog owner to shut the dog in another room whilst a workman is there.
     
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