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  1. johanelmander

    johanelmander New Member

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    i give you a subject and you will come up with your suggestions, okay hear we go first subject is:

    Things you don't want hear from your flat mate
     
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    'Open wide'?
     
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    "No I don't know why you have woken up with your pants on back to front"
     
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    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    topic 2: things u shouldn't say to ur bf/gf's parents when meeting for the first time
     
    #6 johanelmander, Feb 16, 2010
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    crstig The ShowStopper

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    "SO that is what she is going to look like in 20 years time. It's over"
     
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    "There's this great thing your daughter can do... go on, show them, honey?!" :D
     
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    Topic 3
    "things not to say before/during/after sex"
     
    #9 johanelmander, Feb 17, 2010
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    Why has he been banned? :(
     
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    cz he wuz nudz
     
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    "You know, you and your sister sound so alike?!" :D
     
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    Your so much better than your mother.
     
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