Scenes we Like to see - mock the week

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  1. Yabba

    Yabba we've got no fans

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    "I can't find it, can you please have a look?"
     
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    Things you don't want the bloke next to you to say in public urinals
     
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    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    "I've got arthritic hands, could you just reach in and fish it out for me?!" :eeek3
     
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    "All the other urinals seem to be taken, come on lets share, be careful not to cross the streams, you've seen ghostbuster!"
     
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    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    "You know, I met my recently-deceased partner in this urinal" *weeps on your shoulder*
     
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    "this urinal cake tastes funny"
     
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    "That was a good shit, where's the flush on these things?"
     
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    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    "If you relax it'll be much easier for both of us"
     
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    "I'll let you tug mine if i can tug yours"
     
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    Things you don't want to hear just after losing your virginity.
     
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    "You've now got aids, hard luck".
     
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    JH1980 Law Unto Myself

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    "Is that it?"
     
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    "that will drop off now in a few hours"
     
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