Yet all i'm doing is replying to posts on a football forum. But aye, it must be YOU who has ME on strings, because you said so.
"Telling myself i have people on strings and that they're biting because they're replying to me while i'm replying to them to make myself feel better". Delicious.
Feel better? You have me on strings and i'm having a meltdown by replying to you, whilst you keep replying to me. Surely you can see it? Surely. Are you really THAT stupid?